My first girlfriend was a tennis player but she broke my heart.

It was like love meant nothing to her.
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Why are Muslims worried about Trumps immigration plans?

Once you deport Juan you deport Jamal.
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What did the dog say to the flea?

Stop bugging me
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I used to work in a shoe recycling shop.

It was sole destroying.
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What has four legs, a trunk, and sunglasses?

A mouse on vacation.
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What’s the difference between a hippo and a Zippo?

One is really heavy, the other is a little lighter.
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What is black when clean, and white when dirty?

A blackboard.
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Why did the dog cross the road twice?

He was trying to fetch a boomerang
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How did Ben Franklin feel after discovering electricity?

Shocked.
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Why did the spy stay in bed?

Because he was under cover.
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