My first girlfriend was a tennis player but she broke my heart.

It was like love meant nothing to her.
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How many bass players does it take to change a light bulb?

One. But the guitarist has to show him first.

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What do you get if you enroll in a liberal arts program and the only subject you do well in is music?

A natural major.
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What did the sub-atmoic ducks say?

Quark!
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What did the flag say to the pole?

Nothing, it just waved.
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What kind of underwear to reporters wear?

News briefs.
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What did Delaware?

A New Jersey.
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Did you know that oxygen went for a second date with potassium?
How did it go?

It went OK2!
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There were 10 cats in a boat and one jumped out. How many were left?

None, because they were copycats
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What was the farmer doing on the other side of the road?

He was catching all the chickens!
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