My first girlfriend was a tennis player but she broke my heart.

It was like love meant nothing to her.
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How does an attorney sleep?

First he lies on one side, then he lies on the other.
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What is the best time to go to the dentist?

Tooth-hurty.
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I have a friend who is a Limo driver . But he has had no clients for two years.

So he has nothing to chauffeur it !
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Why was Cinderella thrown off the basketball team?

She ran away from the ball.
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What do you get if Bach dies and is reincarnated as twins?

A pair of Re-Bachs.

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A small piece of sodium that lived in a test tube fell in love with a Bunsen burner. "Oh Bunsen, my flame," the sodium pined. "I melt whenever I see you,"

The Bunsen burner replied, "It's just a phase you're going through."
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Why did God make snakes just before lawyers?

To practice.
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What fish only swims at night?

A starfish.
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What kind of ties can't you wear?

Railroad ties.
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