My mother-in-law fell down a wishing well,

I was amazed, I never knew they worked.

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Why did the doughnut shop close?

The owner got tired of the (w)hole business!
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Why did the girl throw the butter out the window?

She wanted to see a butterfly.
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What did the carrot say to the rabbit?

Do you want to grab a bite?
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What do you call a gorilla wearing earmuffs?

Anything you like, he can't hear you.
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What did the little girl say when she had to choose between a tricycle and a candy bar?

"Trike or Treat"?
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What game do elephants play when riding in the back of a car?

Squash
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What's the difference between a fish and a piano?

You can't tuna fish.
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What is a ghost's favorite pie?

Booberry pie!
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What's the difference between a tuba and a vacumn cleaner?

You have to turn one of them on before it sucks.

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