My mother-in-law fell down a wishing well,

I was amazed, I never knew they worked.

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How many Iraqis does it take to screw in a light bulb?

It doesn't matter, they don't have any electricity any more.

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Where does the snowman hide his money?

In the snow bank.
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What do Michael Jackson and x-boxs have in common?

They're both plastic and little boys turn them on.
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Why do fish live in salt water?

Because pepper makes them sneeze

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Why did the elephant leave the circus?

He was tired of working for peanuts.
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How many music teachers does it take to screw in a light bulb??

None. music teachers can't afford lightbulbs.

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Where do sheep get their hair cut?

At the baa-baa shop.

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How many hardware engineers does it take to change a light bulb?

None. Any changes will have to be implemented in software.


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Who makes dinosaur clothes?

A dino-sewer.

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