My mother-in-law fell down a wishing well,

I was amazed, I never knew they worked.

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How many Sound Recordists does it take to screw in a light bulb?

WHAT?
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What's the difference between a dead skunk in the road and a dead lawyer in the road?

There are skid marks in front of the skunk.
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If minorities have the race card and women have the gender card, what do rednecks have?

The Trump Card
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I’ve never gone to a gun range before.

I decided to give it a shot!
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What do you call a beautiful woman on a trombonist's arm?

A tattoo.

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How many accountants does it take to screw in a light bulb?

What kind of answer did you have in mind?
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How do you know Donald Trump is talking to you?

Cause your the only one Hair.
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What do you call a dinosaur in a car accident?

A tyrannosauraus wreck
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Why did the skeleton cross the road?

To get to the body shop.
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