My mother-in-law fell down a wishing well,

I was amazed, I never knew they worked.


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or

What's a dog's favorite food for breakfast?

Pooched eggs.


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or

Only three. The rest are true stories.


GOOD		CRAP

or

To the mooooooovies.


GOOD		CRAP

or

Nobody cries when you chop an clarinet into little pieces


GOOD		CRAP

or

``Twelve. Ya got a problem with that?''


GOOD		CRAP

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By paying them to cheer for him during campaign events.


GOOD		CRAP

or

At the carpool!


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or

Rootbeer.


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Cause your the only one Hair.


GOOD		CRAP

or