My mother-in-law fell down a wishing well,

I was amazed, I never knew they worked.


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What goes up and down but never moves?

Stairs.


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feel really weird about donuts right now.


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Because if they flew over the bay, they'd be baygulls!


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Two, one to call the electrician, and one to mix the drinks.


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Chips AHOY!!


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Taller


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Silent night!


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A try and try and try-ceratops


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Because it would fall over if it lifted the other one.


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