My mother-in-law fell down a wishing well,

I was amazed, I never knew they worked.


GOOD		CRAP

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What is the quietest kind of a dog?

A hush puppy.


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She was wearing massive gloves.


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Night manager at McDonalds


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None. The light bulb contains the seeds of its own revolution.


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By paying them to cheer for him during campaign events.


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Only one. They don't like to share the spotlight.


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They were sitting on the deck!


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Glass flippers.


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Twenty. One to hold the bulb, two to turn the ladder, and 17 to be on the guest list.


GOOD		CRAP

or