My pastor, he ate too many beans.

He had in his own pews.
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I stayed up all night because I wanted to see where the sun went,

and then it dawned on me.
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What kind of dog has a bark but no bite?

A Dogwood
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What do you call a pig who knows karate?

Porkchop
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How many mice does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Only two, but the hard part is getting them into the light bulb.
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What do have when a lawyer is buried up to his neck in sand?

Not enough sand.
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Who makes dinosaur clothes?

A dino-sewer.
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What do a baker and a millionaire have in common?

They are both rolling in the dough!
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Which is the most religious cheese?

Emmental...it's very hol(e)y...
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Have you seen the new HGTV show about the Whitehouse makeover?

It's called "Trump It or Dump It".
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