My pastor, he ate too many beans.

He had in his own pews.
Canvas not available.

or


Why did Mickey Mouse get whacked in the head?

coz Donald ducked
Canvas not available.

or


Do you know how many musicians it takes to change a light bulb?

No, but hum a few bars and I'll fake it.
Canvas not available.

or


What do you call a pig who knows karate?

Porkchop
Canvas not available.

or


What's worse than a centipede with athlete's foot?

A porcupine with split ends
Canvas not available.

or


El Chapo has offered $100 million dollars for Trumps body, dead or alive.

I guess that finally answers the question about how much Donald Trump is actually worth.
Canvas not available.

or


What concert costs 45 cents?

50 cent featuring Nickelback

Canvas not available.

or


Dorian Gray Jokes,

they never get old!
Canvas not available.

or


What has a lot of keys but can not open any doors?

A piano.
Canvas not available.

or


Which is the most religious cheese?

Emmental...it's very hol(e)y...
Canvas not available.

or






© Copyright crapjoke.com 2017-2026