My pastor, he ate too many beans.

He had in his own pews.
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What kind of fly has a frog in its throat?

A hoarse fly!
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What did the Cinderella fish wear to the ball?

Glass flippers.
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What did the ceiling say to the chandelier?

You're the only bright spot in my life.
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What did one ion say to the other?

I've got my ion you.
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Why is the French horn the most divine instrument?

Man blows into it, but God only knows what comes out

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What did the little girl say when she had to choose between a tricycle and a candy bar?

"Trike or Treat"?
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What's the name of the archeologist that works at Scotland Yard?

Sherlock Bones.
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What do you call a story about a broken pencil?

Pointless
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How do you catch a squirrel?

Climb up a tree and act like a nut
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