My pastor, he ate too many beans.

He had in his own pews.
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Why shouldn't Donald Trump rag on illegal immigrants?

Because an undocumented worker has been living on his head for the past 2 decades!
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What do you call a movie about Donald Trump, Bernie Madoff, and Kenneth Lay?

The League of Extraordinary Con Men.
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What do you call a boomerang that won't come back?

A stick.
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Why did the elephant leave the circus?

He was tired of working for peanuts.
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If minorities have the race card and women have the gender card, what do rednecks have?

The Trump Card
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What do you do if your dog chews a dictionary?

Take the words out of his mouth
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What kind of fish is made out of 2 sodium atoms?

2 Na
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Why are elephants wrinkled?

Because they don't fit on a ironing board
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What's the difference between a tick and a lawyer?

The tick falls off when you are dead.
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