My pastor, he ate too many beans.

He had in his own pews.
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I used to work in a shoe recycling shop.

It was sole destroying.
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What do you call a cow in a tornado?

A milkshake
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What do you call a cow that eats your grass?

A lawn moo-er.
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Why did the skeleton cross the road?

To get to the body shop.
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Why should we call the President, Donald "Duck" Trump?

Because you better duck when he's pissed.
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What kind of dessert does a ghost like?

I scream!
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How do you make a musician's car more aerodynamic?

Take the pizza delivery sign off the roof

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How does an Eskimo stick his house together?

With igloo!
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What do envelopes say when you lick them?

Nothing, it shuts them up!
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