"My therapist says I have a preoccupation with vengeance.

We'll see about that."

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A proton and a neutron are walking down the street.
The proton says, "Wait, I dropped an electron help me look for it."

The neutron says "Are you sure?" The proton replies "I'm positive."
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If the Silver Surfer and Iron Man team up, they'd be alloys.
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Where do orcas hear music?

Orca-stras
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How many big black monoliths does it take to change a light bulb?

Sorry, light bulbs are an evolutionary dead end.
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Why did the gardener plant his money?

He wanted his soil to be rich!
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How many dull people does it take to change a light bulb?

One.
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What did the flag say to the pole?

Nothing, it just waved.
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Where do cars go for a swim?

At the carpool!
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How many Klingons does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

Two. One to screw it in, and one to stab the other in the back and take all the credit.
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