"My therapist says I have a preoccupation with vengeance.

We'll see about that."

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What cheese do you use to coax a bear out of the woods with?

Camembert.
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What game do elephants play when riding in the back of a car?

Squash
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How is Donald Trump going to create middle class jobs?

By paying them to cheer for him during campaign events.
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What is Donald Trumps favorite song?

ICE ICE Baby......
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What did Michael Jackson tell the little boy?

"The way you make me feel, it really turns me on!"
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Once there was a family called the Biggers. There was Mr. Bigger, Mrs. Bigger, and their son. Who was bigger, Mr. Bigger or his son?

His son, because he's a little Bigger!
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How does the ocean say hello?

It waves.
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What do you get from a cow at the North Pole?

Ice cream.
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How do you get a dog to stop digging in the garden?

Take away his shovel
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