"My therapist says I have a preoccupation with vengeance.

We'll see about that."

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What do you call someone who hangs around with musicians?

A drummer

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What do Russians use for napkins?

Soviets
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What did Cinderella say to the photographer?

Some day my prints will come.
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Do you know how many musicians it takes to change a light bulb?

No, but hum a few bars and I'll fake it.
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Where does Friday come before Monday?

In the dictionary.
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Why did the carpenter fall asleep on the job?

He was board.
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Why do cows wear bells?

Because their horns don't work.

There were two cows in a field. The first cow said "moo" and the second cow said "baaaa." The first cow asked the second cow, "why did you say baaaa?" The second cow said, "I'm learning a foreign language."
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What is a frog's favorite year?

Leap Year
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Do you know what the Queen's father was called?

King.
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