Name four men that are in a rock group together but none of them sing nor play music...

Mt Rushmore. They're a rock group.. it's a rock...group
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What do you get if you enroll in a liberal arts program and the only subject you do well in is music?

A natural major.
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Where does an elephant pack his luggage?

In his trunk

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What is a cat's favorite movie?

The sound of Mew-sic

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I don’t play soccer because I enjoy the sport.

I’m just doing it for kicks.
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How many Roman Catholics does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Two. One to do the screwing, and one to hear the confession.

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What do you call two banana peels?

Slippers.

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What do clarinetists use for birth control?

Their personalities.

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Why should we call the President, Donald "Duck" Trump?

Because you better duck when he's pissed.
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How many Trumpet players does it take to change a light bulb?

Only one. But he'll leave a big puddle of spit on the floor underneath him.

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