Now that Macy's has severed ties, with Donald Trump, how can the average American look like the President?

By hunting and killing their own hair piece.
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How many gorillas does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Only one, but it sure takes a shitload of light bulbs!
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What do you get when you cross a Cocker Spaniel,
a Poodle and a ghost?

A cocker poodle boo.
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What do you call a pig who knows karate?

Porkchop
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What do you call a scared train?

A fright train!
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Why did the banana go to the hospital?

Because he wasn't peeling well!
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What is the quietest kind of a dog?

A hush puppy.
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How many sound engineers does it take to change a light bulb

None, sound engineers don't do lights
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Why did the girl throw the butter out the window?

She wanted to see a butterfly.
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