Old chemists never die,

they just stop reacting.
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How many Bluegrass musicians does it take to screw in a light bulb??

What's a light bulb?
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What did the momma buffalo say to her son before he went to school?

Bison
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How many supply-siders does it take to change a light bulb?

None. The darkness will cause the bulb to change by itself.
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Online money has recently been discovered to be a not-yet-identified super heavy element.

The proposed name is: Un-obtainium.
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What kind of music do planets sing?

Neptunes!
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How many Bratzlaver Hasidim does it take to change a light bulb?

None. They will never find a bulb that burns as brightly as the old one.
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How many times does Bill Clinton change a light bulb?

No one knows. Republicans automatically disbelieve him, and no one can ever trust a stinking liberal anyway.
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How many brewers does it take to change a light bulb?

About one third less than for a regular bulb.
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