Old chemists never die,

they just stop reacting.
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Why did the cow cross the road?

Because the chicken was on vacation.
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What is a tree's favorite drink?

Root beer.
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Why do fish live in salt water?

Because pepper makes them sneeze
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Why does Snoop Dogg carry an umbrella?

Fo Drizzle!

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Where are sharks from?

Finland.
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Why did the surfer think the sea was his friend?

Because it gave him a big wave!
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Why was the piano player arrested?

Because he got into treble with the cops

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What do you get if you cross a chicken with a cement mixer?

A brick layer!
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