Old chemists never die,

they just stop reacting.
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Where do orcas hear music?

Orca-stras
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What did one egg say to the other egg?

Let's get crackin!
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What is a shark's favorite sandwich?

Peanut butter and jellyfish.
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Why did the sun go to school?

To get brighter!
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Which 2 food groups make up Donald Trumps diet?

Meat and Democrats!
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What did the Mass Spectrometer say to the Gas Chromatograph?

Breaking up is hard to do.
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Where do ghosts buy their food?

At the ghost-ery store!
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How are doughnuts and golf alike?

They both have a hole in one!
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