Once there was a family called the Biggers. There was Mr. Bigger, Mrs. Bigger, and their son. Who was bigger, Mr. Bigger or his son?

His son, because he's a little Bigger!
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What do you get when you cross a stream and a brook?

Wet feet.
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What is a snowman's favorite breakfast?

Frosted Flakes!
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How did Noah see the animals in the Ark at night?

With flood lighting.
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Why was the ant so confused?

Because all his uncles were "ants"!
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Why should we call the President, Donald "Duck" Trump?

Because you better duck when he's pissed.
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Why did the pianist keep banging his head against the keys?

He was playing by ear

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"My therapist says I have a preoccupation with vengeance.

We'll see about that."

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How many actors does it take to screw in a light bulb?

100: One to do it and ninety-nine to say "I could've done that."
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How did the butcher introduce his wife?

Meet Patty.
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