Online money has recently been discovered to be a not-yet-identified super heavy element.

The proposed name is: Un-obtainium.
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Where do sheep get their hair cut?

At the baa-baa shop.
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Can you use pink,yellow and green in a sentence?

. The phone went green green, and I pinked it up and said yellow.
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I used to work in a shoe recycling shop.

It was sole destroying.
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What music does cheese listen to?

R & Brie.
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What do you do if your dog chews a dictionary?

Take the words out of his mouth
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Kim Kardashian is saddled with a huge arse.

but enough about Kanye West.
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What do you get from a cow at the North Pole?

Ice cream.
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What do you call a snowman in the desert?

A puddle!
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