Online money has recently been discovered to be a not-yet-identified super heavy element.

The proposed name is: Un-obtainium.
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What type of cars do elves drive?

Toy-otas.
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What do you do with a dead chemist?

Barium
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How much does a hipster weigh?

An instagram.
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What is Donald Trump telling all his supporters?


Orange Is The New Black.
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What do you call a man with a rubber toe?

Roberto.
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What did polly the parrot want for the 4th of July?

A fire cracker
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Went to the corner shop -

bought 4 corners.

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What did the dog say to the flea?

Stop bugging me!
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