Online money has recently been discovered to be a not-yet-identified super heavy element.

The proposed name is: Un-obtainium.
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What are the 10 letters of the pirate alphabet?

Aye, Aye, Arr and the Seven C's
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What do you get if Bach falls off a horse but has the courage to get on again and continue riding?

Bach in the saddle again.

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What do you get from a bad-tempered shark?

As far away as possible.
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Did you hear oxygen went on a date with potassium?

It went OK.
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Where do you get whales weighed?

At the Whale-weigh station.
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What was the first animal in space?

The cow that jumped over the moon!
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What did one owl say to the other owl?

Happy Owl-ween!
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How many UNIX hacks does it take to change a light bulb?

As many as you want; they're all virtual anyway.
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