Online money has recently been discovered to be a not-yet-identified super heavy element.

The proposed name is: Un-obtainium.
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How do you cut a wave in half?

Use a sea saw.
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What did the flag say to the pole?

Nothing, it just waved.
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What do you call a dog with a Rolex?

A watch dog.
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What kind of dessert does a ghost like?

I scream!
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How do you get a lawyer out of a tree?

Cut the rope.
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What's the tallest building in the world?

The library, because it has the most stories.
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They stopped a vulture from bringing his rotting carcasses on the plane

but he said "You said I could have two carry on items!"
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How many does it take to screw in a light bulb?

10. One to hold the bulb and nine to rotate the ladder.
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