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What goes under your feet and over your head?

A jump rope.
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How does a bird with a broken wing manage to land safely?

With its sparrowchute.
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Two chemists go into a restaurant.
The first one says "I think I'll have an H2O."

The second one says "I think I'll have an H2O too" -- and he died.
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How many surrealists does it take to change a light bulb?

The fish.
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What do you get when you cross a roll of wool and a kangaroo?

A woolen jumper
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What did one wall say to the other?

I'll meet you at the corner.
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What’s the difference between a hippo and a Zippo?

One is really heavy, the other is a little lighter.
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How does an Eskimo stick his house together?

With igloo!
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Where does an elephant pack his luggage?

In his trunk
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