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What is a horse's favorite sport?

Stable tennis
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Why does everybody like Frosty the Snowman?

Because he is so cool!
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What part of a fish weighs the most?

The scales.
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How many [ethnic] gods does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Two. One to hold the bulb and the other to rotate the planet.
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When did the fly fly?

When the spider spied her!
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What creature is smarter than a talking parrot?

A spelling bee!
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What's worse than a centipede with athlete's foot?

A porcupine with split ends
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A young blonde woman is distraught because she fears her husband is having an affair, so she goes to a gun shop and buys a handgun. The next day she comes home to find her husband in bed with a beautiful redhead. She grabs the gun and holds it to her own head. The husband jumps out of bed, begging and pleading with her not to shoot herself.

The blonde responds to the husband, "Shut up...you're next!"
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How many music teachers does it take to screw in a light bulb??

None. music teachers can't afford lightbulbs.
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