PMS jokes are not funny...

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What do frogs order when they go to a restaurant?

French Flies.
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I'm in great mood tonight because the other day I entered a competition and I won a years supply of Marmite

......... one jar.
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If you drop a white hat into the Red Sea, what does it become?

Wet.
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What does cheese like to drink?

Morbier
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How many running-dog lackeys of the bourgeoisie does it take to change a light bulb?

Two. One to exploit the proletariat, and one to control the means of production!
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What does a cat say when somebody steps on
its tail?

Me-ow
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How do locomotives hear?

Through the engineers.
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What can a goose do, a duck can't, and a lawyer should?

Stick his bill up his ass.
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What did the Mass Spectrometer say to the Gas Chromatograph?

Breaking up is hard to do.
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