PMS jokes are not funny...

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I’ve never gone to a gun range before.

I decided to give it a shot!
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How many PA' does it take to screw in a light bulb?

What's a light bulb?
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What is the definition of a "crying shame"?

There was an empty seat.
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How many light bulbs does it take to change a light bulb?

One, if it knows its own Goedel number.
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What is the opposite of a restaurant?

A workaraunt.
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What do you call a mommy cow that just had a calf?

Decalfinated
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What's black and white and red all over?

A sunburnt zebra.
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How many art directors does it take to screw in a light bulb

Does it have to be a light bulb? I've got this neat candle holder...
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Why can't Donald Trump be a Lannister?

Because he never pays his debts.
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