Red sky at night: shepherd’s delight.

Blue sky at night: day.
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How are doughnuts and golf alike?

They both have a hole in one!
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Why do loud, obnoxious whistles exist at some factories?

To give us some sort of appreciation for flutes.

Did you hear about that music composer who committed suicide? He didn't even leave a note.

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I met a Dutch girl with inflatable shoes last week, phoned her up to arrange a date

but unfortunately she'd popped her clogs.

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Why does Snoop Dogg carry an umbrella?

Fo Drizzle!

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What did the drummer get on his I.Q. Test?

Saliva
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What kind of cars do cats drive?

Catillacs
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What do you call a cow in a tornado?

A milkshake
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Why shouldn't Donald Trump rag on illegal immigrants?

Because an undocumented worker has been living on his head for the past 2 decades!
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