Red sky at night: shepherd’s delight.

Blue sky at night: day.
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Have you seen the new HGTV show about the Whitehouse makeover?

It's called "Trump It or Dump It".
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What do you get from a cow at the North Pole?

Ice cream.
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What did the Donald tell an illegal immigrant who was trying to put out a fire at Trump Tower?

No way Hose A.
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Do you know what the Queen's father was called?

King.
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What's the name of the archeologist that works at Scotland Yard?

Sherlock Bones.
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What do you call a mad elephant?

An earthquake.
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What's the difference between a mosquito and a lawyer?

One is a blood-sucking parasite, the other is an insect.
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I just deleted all the German names off my phone.

It’s Hans free.
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