Red sky at night: shepherd’s delight.

Blue sky at night: day.
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How many junkies does it take to change a light bulb?

Oh wow, is it, like, dark, man?
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Where do orcas hear music?

Orca-stras
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Why would an elephant paint its toenails different colors?

To hide in a bag of M&M's.
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What did the necktie say to the hat?

You go on ahead. I'll hang around for a while.
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How many Stuntmen does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Five. One to screw it in and four to tell him how bitchin' he looked doing it.
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There was a rooster sitting on a top of a barn. If it laid an egg, which way would it roll?

Roosters don't lay eggs!
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What is the difference between a lawyer and a rooster?

When a rooster wakes up in the morning, its primal urge is to cluck defiance.
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Who makes dinosaur clothes?

A dino-sewer.
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