Red sky at night: shepherd’s delight.

Blue sky at night: day.
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What did the peanut say to the elephant?

Nothing, peanuts don't talk.
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What kind of cat should you never play games with?

A cheetah
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How many plastic surgeons does it take to change a light bulb?

Just one, but he'll also want to do something about your nose.
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What fish only swims at night?

A starfish.
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And the mermaid, that was weird. What was she wearing in math class?

An Algae-bra
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If H20 is water, what is H204?

Drinking, bathing, washing, swimming, etc.
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What's round and bad-tempered?

A vicious circle.
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What is a horse's favorite sport?

Stable tennis
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