Red sky at night: shepherd’s delight.

Blue sky at night: day.
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How can you get four suits for a dollar?


Buy a deck of cards.
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What do you get if you cross a chicken with a cement mixer?

A brick layer!
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Why was the vacationing doctor so mad?

He had no patients.
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Why did the boy take a ruler to bed?

To see how long he slept.
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What is the strongest animal?

A snail because it carries it's home.
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What has a lot of keys but can not open any doors?

A piano.
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How many ``pro-lifers'' does it take to change a light bulb?

6: 2 to screw in the bulb and 4 to testify that it was lit from the moment they began screwing.
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Why don't aliens eat clowns?

Because they taste funny!
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