Red sky at night: shepherd’s delight.

Blue sky at night: day.
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What is the chemical formula for "banana"?

BaNa2
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When is it bad luck to be followed by a black cat?

When you're a mouse.
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Why did the cow cross the road?

Because the chicken was on vacation.
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What do you call a smiling, courteous person at a bar association convention?

The caterer.
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In what school do you learn how to greet people?

Hi school.
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What is a pirate's favorite's fish?

A swordfish
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What letter can you drink?

T (tea)
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How many sopranos does it take to change a light bulb?

Three. One to climb the ladder while the second kicks the ladder out from under her. And the third to say, "I knew that was too high for you dear."
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