Sherlock, what are you doing with that 200lbs shrub?

It's not a shrub, it's a lemon tree my dear Watson.
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Why do fish live in salt water?

Because pepper makes them sneeze
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What is the name of 007's Eskimo cousin?

Polar Bond.
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What do you call a dog with a Rolex?

A watch dog.
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How did the butcher introduce his wife?

Meet Patty.
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How many magicians does it take to change a light bulb?

Depends on what you want to change it into.
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What is a cat's favorite movie?

The sound of Mew-sic
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How does the ocean say hello?

It waves.
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What is a shark's favorite sandwich?

Peanut butter and jellyfish.
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What do you call a dinosaur that smashes everything in its path?

Tyrannosaurus wrecks.
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