Sherlock, what are you doing with that 200lbs shrub?

It's not a shrub, it's a lemon tree my dear Watson.
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Why was the math book sad?

It had too many problems.
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How many economists does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Two. One to assume the ladder and one to change the bulb.

A': None. If the government would just leave it alone, it would screw itself in.
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Why was the sand wet?

Because the sea weed
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What is up in the air and wobbles?

A jellycopter
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Why did the chicken cross the playground?

To get to the other slide!
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I have a friend who is a Limo driver . But he has had no clients for two years.

So he has nothing to chauffeur it !
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Why did the drum take a nap?

It was beat.
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Why are giraffes so slow to apologize?

It takes them a long time to swallow their pride.
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There were five people under one umbrella. Why didn't they get wet?

It wasn't raining!
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