Sherlock, what are you doing with that 200lbs shrub?

It's not a shrub, it's a lemon tree my dear Watson.
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What do you call a country where everyone has to drive a red car?
A red carnation.
What do you call a country where everyone has to drive a pink car?
A pink car-nation.
What would the country be called if everyone in it lived in their cars?

An in-car-nation.
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What do you call a pig that's been arrested for dangerous driving?

A road hog.
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What did the Cinderella fish wear to the ball?

Glass flippers.
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How do you make an egg laugh?

Tell it a yolk.
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What did Jay-z call his wife before they got married?

Feyonce

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How many Californians does it take to change a light bulb?

Six. One to turn the bulb, one for support, and four to relate to the experience.
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Why are there fences around a graveyard?

Because people are dying to get in!
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Did you hear oxygen went on a date with potassium?

It went OK.
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What starts with E, ends with E and only has one letter?

An envelope.
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