Sherlock, what are you doing with that 200lbs shrub?

It's not a shrub, it's a lemon tree my dear Watson.
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What part of a fish weighs the most?

The scales.
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Why did the cow cross the road?

To get to the udder side.
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What do you get when you cross a Cocker Spaniel,
a Poodle and a ghost?

A cocker poodle boo.
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I went to the doctors the other day and I said, 'Have you got anything for wind?'

So he gave me a kite.

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What did polly the parrot want for the 4th of July?

A fire cracker
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Whats Donald Trump's favorite nation?

Discrimination.
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What kind of mouse does not eat, drink, or even walk?

A computer mouse.
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Why did the tomato blush?

Because he saw the salad dressing!
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Why do you bring fish to a party?

Because it goes good with chips.
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