Sherlock, what are you doing with that 200lbs shrub?

It's not a shrub, it's a lemon tree my dear Watson.
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How do they serve smart hamburgers?

On honor rolls.
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Now that Macy's has severed ties, with Donald Trump, how can the average American look like the President?

By hunting and killing their own hair piece.
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I just watched a program about beavers.

It was the best dam program I've ever seen.
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What do you call an elephant in a phone booth?

Stuck
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What did Donald Trump say to the birthday boy?

"Let me see your birth certificate".
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How many ``pro-lifers'' does it take to change a light bulb?

6: 2 to screw in the bulb and 4 to testify that it was lit from the moment they began screwing.
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Why does hamburger yield lower energy than steak?

Because it's in the ground state.
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What do you call a messy hippo?

A hippopota-mess
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Why would Snow White make a great judge?

She was the fairest in the land.
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