Sherlock, what are you doing with that 200lbs shrub?

It's not a shrub, it's a lemon tree my dear Watson.
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Why can't lawyers do NMR?

Bar magnets have poor homogeneity.
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If H20 is water, what is H204?

Drinking, bathing, washing, swimming, etc.
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Why did the people not like the restaurant on the moon?

Because there was no atmosphere.
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Why are babies good at soccer?

Because they dribble!
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How did Ben Franklin feel after discovering electricity?

Shocked.
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When is it bad luck to be followed by a black cat?

When you're a mouse.
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Kim Kardashian is saddled with a huge arse.

but enough about Kanye West.
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What do cats and dogs call Santa Clause?

Santa paws!!!
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What do you call lending money to a bison?

A buff-a-loan
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