Slept like a log last night........

Woke up in the fireplace.


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Why did the football coach go to the bank?

To get his quarterback.


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A froghorn.


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The proposed name is: Un-obtainium.


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To get to the shell station.


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Twenty. One to hold the bulb, two to turn the ladder, and 17 to be on the guest list.


GOOD		CRAP

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Silent night!


GOOD		CRAP

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Orange Is The New Black.


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A Broncosaurus or a Tyrannosaurus Tex.


GOOD		CRAP

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"The way you make me feel, it really turns me on!"


GOOD		CRAP

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