Slept like a log last night........

Woke up in the fireplace.

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What do you call a dinosaur at the rodeo?

A Broncosaurus or a Tyrannosaurus Tex.
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What happened when the butcher backed up into his meat grinder?

he got a little behind in his work.
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What did the sardine call the submarine?

A can of people.
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Online money has recently been discovered to be a not-yet-identified super heavy element.

The proposed name is: Un-obtainium.
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What can you hold without ever touching it?

A conversation.
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What do you call a wheel made of iron?

A ferrous wheel.
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What is the opposite of a restaurant?

A workaraunt.
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What is an astronauts favorite key on the keyboard?

The space bar!
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What did the scientist say when he found 2 isotopes of helium?

HeHe
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