Slept like a log last night........

Woke up in the fireplace.

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If the Silver Surfer and Iron Man team up, they'd be alloys.
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What is the best time to go to the dentist?

Tooth-hurty.
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How do you make a musician's car more aerodynamic?

Take the pizza delivery sign off the roof

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Middle C, E-Flat and G walk into a bar.

Sorry, says the barman, we don't serve minors.
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What does GOP stand for?

Grabs Our Pussy.
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What do ghosts use to wash their hair?

Shamboo!
Frankenstein: Witch can you make me a lemonade?
Witch: Poof you are a lemonade!
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How many French Horn players does it take to change a light bulb?

Just one, but he/she will spend hours checking for technical problems.
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What is black and white and red all over?

A skunk with a rash.
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Why are babies good at soccer?

Because they dribble!
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