Slept like a log last night........

Woke up in the fireplace.

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What do you get if Bach dies and is reincarnated as twins?

A pair of Re-Bachs.

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Why does a dog wag its tail?

Because there's no one else to wag it for him.
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Two chemists go into a restaurant.
The first one says "I think I'll have an H2O."

The second one says "I think I'll have an H2O too" -- and he died.
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What's brown and looks really good on a lawyer?

A Doberman.
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Why was the math book sad?

It had too many problems.
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What do you call a dinosaur in a car accident?

A tyrannosauraus wreck
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Why did the Blonde stare at the Orange Juice carton?

Because it said CONCENTRATE.
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What do you call a pig that does karate?

A pork chop.
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Why did the lamb cross the road?

To get to the baaaaarber shop
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