Slept like a log last night........

Woke up in the fireplace.

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How do locomotives hear?

Through the engineers.
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What did the flag say to the pole?

Nothing, it just waved.
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Why was the sand wet?

Because the sea weed
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What do you see when you look into Trump's eyes?

Answer: The back of his head.
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What did one wall say to the other?

I'll meet you at the corner.
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What do you call a cold dog sitting on a bunny?

A chili dog on a bun.
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If H20 is water, what is H204?

Drinking, bathing, washing, swimming, etc.
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What's brown and looks really good on a lawyer?

A Doberman.
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What do you get when you cross a Cocker Spaniel,
a Poodle and a ghost?

A cocker poodle boo.
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