So I met this gangster who pulls up the back of people's pants,

it was Wedgie Kray.

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What was the first animal in space?

The cow that jumped over the moon
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What's worse than a centipede with athlete's foot?

A porcupine with split ends
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What do you call a guy who's born in Columbus, grows up in Cleveland, and then dies in Cincinnati?

Dead.
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What do you call a dog that likes bubble baths?

A shampoodle
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There's two fish in a tank, and one says "How do you drive this thing?"
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What do you call a smiling, sober, courteous person at a bar association convention?

The caterer.
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What does a calf become after it's 1 year old?

2 years old.

Cow: "Mooooove over"
Sheep: "Naaaaaaa."
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A proton and a neutron are walking down the street.
The proton says, "Wait, I dropped an electron help me look for it."

The neutron says "Are you sure?" The proton replies "I'm positive."
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What is a snowman's favorite breakfast?

Frosted Flakes!
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