So I met this gangster who pulls up the back of people's pants,

it was Wedgie Kray.


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What did one volcano say to the other?

I lava you.


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A river.


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Stable tennis


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It has a collar I.D.


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Pupperoni.


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Because all his other wives support Hillary.


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Two. One to assume the ladder and one to change the bulb.

A': None. If the government would just leave it alone, it would screw itself in.


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They both have trunks


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Two. One to exploit the proletariat, and one to control the means of production!


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