So I met this gangster who pulls up the back of people's pants,

it was Wedgie Kray.

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What music does cheese listen to?

R & Brie.
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What do you get from a cow at the North Pole?

Ice cream.
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What do you call a cold dog sitting on a bunny?

A chili dog on a bun.
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Why didn't the skeleton go to the ball?

Because he had no BODY to go with.
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What did the octopus say to his girlfriend when he proposed?

Can I have your hand, hand, hand, hand, hand, hand, hand, hand in marriage?
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What part of a fish weighs the most?

The scales.
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What kind of music do planets sing?

Neptunes!
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I just deleted all the German names off my phone.

It's Hans free.
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Why did the little bird get in trouble at school?

He got caught peeping on a test.
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