So I was on a train with Einstein and he turns to me and asks...

Does Boston stop at this train?
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How do you get a lawyer out of a tree?

Cut the rope.
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What's a frog's favorite drink?

Croak-a-cola.
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What is the best time to go to the dentist?

Tooth-hurty.
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My mother-in-law fell down a wishing well,

I was amazed, I never knew they worked.

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What is the quietest kind of a dog?

A hush puppy.
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What room does a ghost not need?

A living room!
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What breakfast cereal does Frosty the Snowman eat?

Snowflakes.
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How many ``pro-lifers'' does it take to change a light bulb?

6: 2 to screw in the bulb and 4 to testify that it was lit from the moment they began screwing.
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What makes music on your hair?

A head band!

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