So the Pillsbury Doughboy's pants fell off and I..

feel really weird about donuts right now.
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What is the show cesium and iodine love watching together?

CSI
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What do you call a cow in a tornado?

A milkshake
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What is at the end of everything?

The letter G.
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How many technical writers does it take to change a light bulb?

Just one, provided there is a programmer around to explain how to do it.
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What do Santa's elves learn in school?

The Elfabet.
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What do you call a cow that's just given birth?

[De-Calf-Inated]
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How do you know an elephant has been in your refrigerator?

There are footprints in the butter.
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Where do sheep get their hair cut?

At the baa-baa shop.
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H2O is water and H2O2 is hydrogen peroxide. What is H2O4?

Drinking.
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