So the Pillsbury Doughboy's pants fell off and I..

feel really weird about donuts right now.
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The first time I met my wife, I knew she was a keeper.

She was wearing massive gloves.
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How many Iraqis does it take to screw in a light bulb?

It doesn't matter, they don't have any electricity any more.
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What can a goose do, a duck can't, and a lawyer should?

Stick his bill up his ass.
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Why did Mickey Mouse get whacked in the head?

coz Donald ducked
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What is the quietest kind of a dog?

A hush puppy.
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I would avoid the sushi if I was you.

It’s a little fishy.
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What do you call a dog with a Rolex?

A watch dog.
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What kind of shoes do bannanas make?

Slippers!
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What is "HIJKLMNO"?

H2O.
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