So the Pillsbury Doughboy's pants fell off and I..

feel really weird about donuts right now.
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Why did the belt go to jail?

It held up a pair of pants.
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How many running-dog lackeys of the bourgeoisie does it take to change a light bulb?

Two. One to exploit the proletariat, and one to control the means of production!
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What has three letters and starts with gas?

A car
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Whenever I get to Edinburgh, I'm reminded of the definition of a gentleman.

It's someone who knows how to play the bagpipes, but doesn't.
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Why was the math book sad?

It had too many problems.
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What did the grape say when the elephant stepped on it?

It gave a little wine
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What is a lion's favorite state?

Maine
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Who's richer — the butcher, the baker, or the candlestick maker?

The baker, because he has lots of dough.
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How many art directors does it take to screw in a light bulb

Does it have to be a light bulb? I've got this neat candle holder...
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