So the Pillsbury Doughboy's pants fell off and I..

feel really weird about donuts right now.
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Why do cows go to New York?

To see the moosicals
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What do you call a slow skier?

A slopepoke!
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What do you see when you look into Trump's eyes?

Answer: The back of his head.
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What kind of dessert does a ghost like?

I scream!
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Why is Superman's costume so tight?

Because he wears a size "S".
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When can't you see a cheese?

When it's pasteurised...
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What kind of dog has a bark but no bite?

A Dogwood
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What's worse than a worm in your apple?

Half a worm.
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How does a bird with a broken wing manage to land safely?

With its sparrowchute.
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