So the Pillsbury Doughboy's pants fell off and I..

feel really weird about donuts right now.
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What is a pirate's favorite's fish?

A swordfish
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What part of a fish weighs the most?

The scales.
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Why doesn't Melania Trump want to be the first lady?

Because she would have to move into a smaller house.
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What has holes all over and holds water?

A sponge!
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What do you call a dog with a Rolex?

A watch dog.
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What has four legs and goes "Oom, Oom"?

A cow walking backwards
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How is a dog like a telephone?

It has a collar I.D.
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What is the strongest animal?

A snail because it carries it's home.
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What is a ghost's favorite pie?

Booberry pie!
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