Some people believe that becoming a vegitarian is just a mistake...

A Missed-steak.


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What do you get when you drop a piano on an army base?

A Flat Major


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Two: One to hold it, one to hammer it in.


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Twenty. One to hold the bulb, two to turn the ladder, and 17 to be on the guest list.


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None, but it takes at least one to sit and pray for the old one to go back on.


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Two, one to screw it in, and another to repent.


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The scales.


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A tyrannosauraus wreck


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Because they only know their ABCs "Anybody But Clinton".


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Me-ow


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