Some people believe that becoming a vegitarian is just a mistake...

A Missed-steak.
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What is Donald Trump telling all his supporters?


Orange Is The New Black.
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What's the difference between a fish and a piano?

You can't tuna fish.
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Why do cows go to New York?

To see the moosicals
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What kind of shoes does a pedophile wear?

White vans.
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How many punk rockers does it take to change a light bulb?

Twenty. One to hold the bulb, two to turn the ladder, and seventeen on the guest list.
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What pine has the longest needles?

A porcupine.
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Which reindeer likes to clean?

Comet
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What is the quietest kind of a dog?

A hush puppy.
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I went to the doctors the other day and I said, 'Have you got anything for wind?'

So he gave me a kite.

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