Some people believe that becoming a vegitarian is just a mistake...

A Missed-steak.
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Where do you put barking dogs?

In a barking lot.
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I just watched a debate as to which cartoons were better- Disney or Warner Bros.

I have to say it got very animated.
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What do you call lending money to a bison?

A buff-a-loan
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How many Real Men does it take to change a light bulb?

None. Real Men aren't afraid of the dark.
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What do you call a bruise on a T-Rex?

A dino-sore
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What do fish take to stay healthy?

Vitamin sea.
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When are kids most likely to go to school?

When the door is open.
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What day of the week tastes the best?

Sunday!
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What do vampires take when they are sick?

Coffin drops!
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