Some people believe that becoming a vegitarian is just a mistake...

A Missed-steak.
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What is a pirate's favorite's fish?

A swordfish
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How do you make a million dollars singing jazz?

Start with two million.

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If the Silver Surfer and Iron Man team up, they'd be alloys.
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What kind of fly has a frog in its throat?

A hoarse fly!
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What did the Cinderella fish wear to the ball?

Glass flippers.
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How many Roman Catholics does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Two, one to screw it in, and another to repent.

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Why do chemists like nitrates so much?

They're cheaper than day rates.
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What did one cow say to the other?

Mooooooove over
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That girl said she knew me from the vegitarian club,

but I'd never seen herbivore [her before]
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