Some people believe that becoming a vegitarian is just a mistake...

A Missed-steak.
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Why was the mole of oxygen molecules excited when he walked out of the singles bar?

He got Avogadro's number!
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What does Santa like to do in the garden?

Hoe, hoe, hoe!
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Why did the tree get a computer?

To log on.
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What is the name of 007's Eskimo cousin?

Polar Bond.
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Why was the woman fired from the car assembly line?

She was caught taking a brake.
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What did the laywer name his daughter?

Sue.
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How many orgy attenders does it take to change a lightbulb?

As many as possible, and don't *ask* what they do with the old bulb.
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What's the difference between a piano and a tuna?

You can tuna piano, but you can't piano a tuna

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What do you call a pig that does karate?

A pork chop.
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