Some people believe that becoming a vegitarian is just a mistake...

A Missed-steak.
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What do you call a dog with a Rolex?

A watch dog.
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I thought about going on an all-almond diet.

But that's just nuts
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Why did the tree go to the dentist?

It needed a root canal.
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Clowns divorce:

custardy battle.
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What do you call a cow that twitches?

Beef jerky
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You see my next-door neighbour worships exhaust pipes,

he's a catholic converter.


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What did Donald Trump do before criticizing illegals?

He made sure his pools were clean and his lawns were mowed.
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What do you call a baby bear with no teeth?

A gummy bear
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So the Pillsbury Doughboy's pants fell off and I..

feel really weird about donuts right now.
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