Someone threw a bottle of omega 3 pills at me

Luckily my injuries were only super fish oil
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Where do you put barking dogs?

In a barking lot.
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How many punk rockers does it take to change a light bulb?

Twenty. One to hold the bulb, two to turn the ladder, and seventeen on the guest list.
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How does the ocean say hello?

It waves.
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What's the tallest building in the world?

The library, because it has the most stories.
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This graveyard looks overcrowded.

People must be dying to get in there.
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