Someone threw a bottle of omega 3 pills at me

Luckily my injuries were only super fish oil
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What school do you have to drop out of to graduate from?

Parachute school!
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El Chapo has offered $100 million dollars for Trumps body, dead or alive.

I guess that finally answers the question about how much Donald Trump is actually worth.
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What did the Cinderella fish wear to the ball?

Glass flippers.
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Why did the dog cross the road twice?

He was trying to fetch a boomerang
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What's the name of the archeologist that works at Scotland Yard?

Sherlock Bones.
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