Someone threw a bottle of omega 3 pills at me

Luckily my injuries were only super fish oil
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What element is a girl's future best friend?

Carbon.
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What does a calf become after it's 1 year old?

2 years old.

Cow: "Mooooove over"
Sheep: "Naaaaaaa."
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Why did the people not like the restaurant on the moon?

Because there was no atmosphere.
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"Mommy, everyone says I look like a werewolf."

"Please be quiet and comb your face."
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Why did a boy thow a clock out the window?

To see time fly.
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