Someone threw a bottle of omega 3 pills at me

Luckily my injuries were only super fish oil
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Why did the sun go to school?

To get brighter!
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Why did the opera singer go sailing?

Because she wanted to hit the high C's.
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Why don't mountains get cold in the winter?

They wear snowcaps.
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What is a tornado's favorite game?

Twister!
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What do you call a sad bird?

A bluebird!
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