Someone threw a bottle of omega 3 pills at me

Luckily my injuries were only super fish oil
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What's the only difference between Donald Trump and Bozo the Clown?

Bozo The Clown has real hair on his head.
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Anyone know any jokes about sodium?

Na
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So I went to the Chinese restaurant and this duck came up to me with a red rose and says "Your eyes sparkle like diamonds".

I said, "Waiter, I asked for a-ROMATIC duck".
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How many Zen masters does it take to screw in a light bulb?

A tree in a golden forest.
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Interesting story, the guy who helped me learn algebra never farted around anyone.

I mean he did say he was a private tutor.
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