Someone threw a bottle of omega 3 pills at me

Luckily my injuries were only super fish oil
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What kind of driver has no arms or legs?

A screwdriver.
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What did the carrot say to the rabbit?

Do you want to grab a bite?
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How many Yuppies (WASPs) does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Two, one to call the electrician, and one to mix the drinks.
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what do you call a tick on the moon?

A luna-tick
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What do Russians use for napkins?

Soviets
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