That girl said she knew me from the vegitarian club,

but I'd never seen herbivore [her before]
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What's the difference between a jellyfish and a lawyer?

One's a spineless, poisonous blob. The other is a form of sea life.
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What has 4 wheels, gives milk, and eats grass.

A cow on a skateboard.
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What was the first animal in space?

The cow that jumped over the moon
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What do camels use to hide themselves?

Camelflauge
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What do you call a boomerang that won't come back?

A stick.
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Trump: "It's not a toupee,

I just found the Bush that Jeb lost."
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What do an accordion and a lawsuit have in common?

Everyone is relieved when the case is closed.

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Why did the policeman give the sheep a ticket?

He was a baaaaaaaaad driver.
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How do you know when its Michael Jacksons bed time ?

When the big hand touches the little hand
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