That girl said she knew me from the vegitarian club,

but I'd never seen herbivore [her before]
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What do you call a cow with no legs?

Ground beef.
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I tried nutella on some salmon

got salmonella.
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Why don't bears wear shoes?

What's the use, they'd still have bear feet
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What's the difference between a lawyer and a trampoline?

You take off your shoes before you jump on a trampoline.
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What's the difference between a lawyer and a bucket of manure?

The bucket.
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What did the little girl say when she had to choose between a tricycle and a candy bar?

"Trike or Treat"?
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Jesus fed 5000 people with two fishes and a loaf of bread.

That's not a miracle. That's tapas.
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Why was the mole of oxygen molecules excited when he walked out of the singles bar?

He got Avogadro's number!
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Why won't sharks attack lawyers?

Professional courtesy.
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