That girl said she knew me from the vegitarian club,

but I'd never seen herbivore [her before]
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Why are pirates great singers?

They can hit the high C's!

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Two aerials meet on a roof - fall in love - get married.

The ceremony was rubbish - but the reception was brilliant.

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Why were the teacher's eyes crossed?

She couldn't control her pupils.
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Why did the little bird get in trouble at school?

Because he was caught tweeting on a test.
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What do you call a cow that twitches?

Beef jerky
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What is Donald Trumps favorite song?

ICE ICE Baby......
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What's green and loud?

A froghorn.
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Why do fish live in salt water?

Because pepper makes them sneeze
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What did one magnet say to the other?

I find you very attractive.
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