That girl said she knew me from the vegitarian club,

but I'd never seen herbivore [her before]


GOOD		CRAP

or

What's the tallest building in the world?

The library, because it has the most stories.


GOOD		CRAP

or

Abominable! [A Bomb In a Bull]


GOOD		CRAP

or

2 years old.

Cow: "Mooooove over"
Sheep: "Naaaaaaa."


GOOD		CRAP

or

Two. One to take out the bulb and drop it, and the other to try and sell it before it crashes (knowing that it's already burned out).


GOOD		CRAP

or

By paying them to cheer for him during campaign events.


GOOD		CRAP

or

all that was left was de brie.


GOOD		CRAP

or

To hide in a bag of M&M's.


GOOD		CRAP

or

He was looking for Pluto.


GOOD		CRAP

or

A try and try and try-ceratops


GOOD		CRAP

or