That girl said she knew me from the vegitarian club,

but I'd never seen herbivore [her before]
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What did Michael Jackson say to Woody Allen?

Got two fives for a ten?
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Why do ducks fly south?

Because it's too far to walk!
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What kind of cars do cats drive?

Catillacs
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What is up in the air and wobbles?

A jellycopter
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How many surrealists does it take to change a light bulb?

The fish.
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Why did Mickey Mouse go to outer space?

He was looking for Pluto.
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What is black and white and red all over?

A skunk with a rash.
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What is Donald Trumps campaign slogan?

"A complex world demands complex hair."
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What is a snowman's favorite breakfast?

Frosted Flakes!
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