The defendant is accused of putting dynamite into a steer.

Abominable! [A Bomb In a Bull]
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Why don't aliens eat clowns?

Because they taste funny!
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Why did the banana go to the hospital?

Because he wasn't peeling well!
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Why did the scarecrow win an award?

Because he was outstanding in his field.
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Why do cows wear bells?

Because their horns don't work.

There were two cows in a field. The first cow said "moo" and the second cow said "baaaa." The first cow asked the second cow, "why did you say baaaa?" The second cow said, "I'm learning a foreign language."
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Have you heard the one about a chemist who was reading a book about helium?

He just couldn't put it down.
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Why would an elephant paint its toenails different colors?

To hide in a bag of M&M's.
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Who's richer — the butcher, the baker, or the candlestick maker?

The baker, because he has lots of dough.
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What pine has the longest needles?

A porcupine.
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How many Bluegrass musicians does it take to screw in a light bulb??

What's a light bulb?
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