The defendant is accused of putting dynamite into a steer.

Abominable! [A Bomb In a Bull]
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What did the Donald tell an illegal immigrant who was trying to put out a fire at Trump Tower?

No way Hose A.
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How many musicians does it take to change a light bulb?

Twenty. One to hold the bulb, two to turn the ladder, and 17 to be on the guest list.
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What is a ghost's favorite pie?

Booberry pie!
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Where was the Declaration of Independence signed?

On the bottom.
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Why should you never tell a secret in a corn field?

Because there are too many ears.
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When should you buy a bird?

When it's going cheep!

Did you hear the one about the crow and the telephone pole?
He wanted to make a long distance caw.
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Why did the chicken cross the road, roll in mud, then cross the road again?

He was a dirty double crosser!
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What kind of phones do people in jail use?

Cell phones
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What do you call a dinosaur that never gives up?

A try and try and try-ceratops
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