The defendant is accused of putting dynamite into a steer.

Abominable! [A Bomb In a Bull]
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What do you call a baby bear with no teeth?

A gummy bear
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What element is a girl's future best friend?

Carbon.
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Why was Cinderella thrown off the basketball team?

She ran away from the ball.
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Why did the banana split?

It saw the ginger snap.
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Did you know that oxygen went for a second date with potassium?
How did it go?

It went OK2!
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Why does everybody like Frosty the Snowman?

Because he is so cool!
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What do you get when you cross a duck with a vampire?

Count Quackula!
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What kind of table has no legs.

A multiplication table.
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What's black and white and red all over?

A newspaper!
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