The defendant is accused of putting dynamite into a steer.

Abominable! [A Bomb In a Bull]
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What do you do when 50 zombies surround your house?

Hope it's Halloween!!
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How are doughnuts and golf alike?

They both have a hole in one!
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What did the flag say to the pole?

Nothing, it just waved.
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What happened when the monster ate the electric company?

He was in shock for a week.

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Why did the scarecrow win an award?

Because he was outstanding in his field.
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How many magicians does it take to change a light bulb?

Depends on what you want to change it into.

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What did one tooth say to the other tooth?

The dentist is taking me out tonight.

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Why did the little bird get in trouble at school?

Because he was caught tweeting on a test.

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How many nuclear engineers does it take to change a light bulb?

Seven. One to install the new bulb and six to figure out what to do with the old one for the next 10,000 years.

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