The defendant is accused of putting dynamite into a steer.

Abominable! [A Bomb In a Bull]
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What bone will a dog never eat?

A trombone.
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How many Anglicans does it take to change a lightbulb?

A whole synod. One to move that the bulb be changed while the others debate until the room spins.
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I'll tell you what I love doing more than anything: trying to pack myself in a small suitcase.

I can hardly contain myself.

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What kind of motorcycle does Santa ride?

Holly Davidson.
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Why did the cow cross the road?

Because the chicken was on vacation.
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"I went to the zoo the other day, there was only one dog in it,

it was a shitzu."
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What did the baby corn ask the mother corn?

Where is pop corn?
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What's the difference between a dead skunk in the road and a dead lawyer in the road?

There are skid marks in front of the skunk.
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Why did Mickey Mouse go to outer space?

He was looking for Pluto.
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