The defendant is accused of putting dynamite into a steer.

Abominable! [A Bomb In a Bull]
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What kind of motorcycle does Santa ride?

Holly Davidson.
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How many skunks does it take to make a big stink?

A phew.
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What do birds say on Halloween?

Twick o tweet
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Police arrested two kids yesterday, one was drinking battery acid, the other was eating fireworks.

They charged one - and let the other one off.

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What do you call a wheel made of iron?

A ferrous wheel.
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How many folk singers does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Two. One to change the bulb, and one to write a song about how good the old light bulb was.
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Where does an elephant pack his luggage?

In his trunk
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What letter can you drink?

T (tea)
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Why did the turtle cross the road?

To get to the shell station.
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