The defendant is accused of putting dynamite into a steer.

Abominable! [A Bomb In a Bull]
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Someone threw a bottle of omega 3 pills at me

Luckily my injuries were only super fish oil
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How do you prevent a Summer cold?

Catch it in the Winter!
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What do you call a sad bird?

A bluebird!
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How many Bluegrass musicians does it take to screw in a light bulb??

What's a light bulb?
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How many [ethnics] does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Ten. One to hold the bulb and nine to rotate the ladder.
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What did the Cinderella fish wear to the ball?

Glass flippers.
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How did the butcher introduce his wife?

Meet Patty.
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Why did the drum take a nap?

It was beat.
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I don’t play soccer because I enjoy the sport.

I’m just doing it for kicks.
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