The first time I met my wife, I knew she was a keeper.

She was wearing massive gloves.
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What do you call a Mexican who has lost his car?

Carlos.
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What do you call a musician with a college degree?

Night manager at McDonalds

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What do you get if Bach falls off a horse but has the courage to get on again and continue riding?

Bach in the saddle again.

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How many musicians does it take to change a light bulb?

Twenty. One to hold the bulb, two to turn the ladder, and 17 to be on the guest list.
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Why did the chicken cross the playground?

To get to the other slide!
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Why did the cat go to Minnesota?

To get a mini soda
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What do you call a fish without an eye?

Fsh
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