The first time I met my wife, I knew she was a keeper.

She was wearing massive gloves.
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What is the chemical formula for "banana"?

BaNa2
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Why did the girl throw the butter out the window?

She wanted to see a butterfly.
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Why did the sun go to school?

To get brighter!
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What kind of shoes do bannanas make?

Slippers!
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What do you call a fairy who doesn't take a bath?

Stinker Bell.
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Four fonts walk into a bar

the barman says "Oi - get out! We don't want your type in here"

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What do basketball players and babies have in common?

They both dribble.
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