The new band called 1023MB.

They haven't had any gigs yet
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How do you keep a skunk from smelling?

Plug its nose.
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What is the name of 007's Eskimo cousin?

Polar Bond.
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What part of a fish weighs the most?

The scales.
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How many sopranos does it take to change a light bulb?

Three. One to climb the ladder while the second kicks the ladder out from under her. And the third to say, "I knew that was too high for you dear."
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The first time I met my wife, I knew she was a keeper.

She was wearing massive gloves.
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Why does everybody like Frosty the Snowman?

Because he is so cool!
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What kind of dog has a bark but no bite?

A Dogwood
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How did the bubble gum cross the road?

On the bottom of the chicken's foot!
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