The new band called 1023MB.

They haven't had any gigs yet
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How many fundamentalists does it take to change a light bulb?

None; the Bible doesn't mention any light bulbs.
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How do you make a musician's car more aerodynamic?

Take the pizza delivery sign off the roof

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Why did the doughnut shop close?

The owner got tired of the (w)hole business!
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How is a dog like a telephone?

It has a collar I.D.
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What bird can lift the most?

A crane.
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Why was the vacationing doctor so mad?

He had no patients.
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What did polly the parrot want for the 4th of July?

A fire cracker
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How many French Horn players does it take to change a light bulb?

Just one, but he/she will spend hours checking for technical problems.
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