The new band called 1023MB.

They haven't had any gigs yet
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What is the best thing to do if you find a gorilla in your bed?

Sleep somewhere else.
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Why was the piano player arrested?

Because he got into treble with the cops

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Someone threw a bottle of omega 3 pills at me

Luckily my injuries were only super fish oil
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Where does a ten ton elephant sit?

Anywhere it wants to
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What did the momma buffalo say to her son before he went to school?

Bison
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What kind of balls do dragons play soccer with?

Fireballs.
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Knock, knock
Who's there?
Merry.
Merry who?

Merry Christmas!
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How did the chemist survive the famine?

By subsisting on titrations.
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