The new band called 1023MB.

They haven't had any gigs yet
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Why was the boy sitting on his watch?

Because he wanted to be on time.
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How many Bratzlaver Chassidim does it take to change a light bulb?

None. They will never find one that burned as brightly as the first one.
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What kind of cats like to go bowling?

Alley cats.
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If you don't know what introspection is,

you need to take a long, hard look at yourself.
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I thought about going on an all-almond diet.

But that's just nuts
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Where did the music teacher leave her keys?

In the piano!

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Why did the boy take a ladder to school?

He wanted to go to high school!
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Why did the bird get a ticket?

It broke the law of gravity!
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