The new band called 1023MB.

They haven't had any gigs yet
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How many cats does it takes to screw in a light bulb?

You can throw away your light bulbs. Just douse the cat with gasoline, light it up with a match, and you'll have all the light you need. (Comment: BLEAH!)
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Why to lawyers wear neckties?

To keep the foreskin from crawling up their chins.
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What does cheese say to itself in the mirror?

Halloumi.
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What do you call a mommy cow that just had a calf?

Decalfinated
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Where do cows go on Saturday night?

To the mooooooovies.
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How many mystery writers does it take to change a light bulb?

Two — one to screw it most of the way in and the other to give it a surprise twist at the end.
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What's the first thing a musician says at work?

"Would you like fries with that?"

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What did one volcano say to the other?

I lava you.
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