The new band called 1023MB.

They haven't had any gigs yet
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What did the belly button say just before it left?

I'm outtie here!

Tom: I bet I can make you say purple.
Joe: How?
Tom: What colors are in the American flag?
Joe: Red, white and blue.
Tom: I told you I can make you say red.
Joe: You said purple!
Tom: I told you I could make you say purple!
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I tried nutella on some salmon

got salmonella.
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I just watched a debate as to which cartoons were better- Disney or Warner Bros.

I have to say it got very animated.
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What do you call a fake noodle?

An impasta
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How many assholes does it take to change a light bulb?

None; assholes never see the light anyway.
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Why did the skeleton cross the road?

To get to the body shop.
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What do you call a 400-pound gorilla?

Sir.
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Why did the poultry farmer become a school teacher?

So he could grade his eggs.
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