The new band called 1023MB.

They haven't had any gigs yet
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Why did the melon jump into the lake?

It wanted to be a watermelon.
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Why are babies good at soccer?

Because they dribble!
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Where did the sheep go on vacation?

The baaaahamas
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How do you know an elephant has been in your refrigerator?

There are footprints in the butter.
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How is Donald Trump going to create middle class jobs?

By paying them to cheer for him during campaign events.
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How many U.S marines does it take to screw in a light bulb?

50. One to screw in the light bulb and the remaining 49 to guard him .
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What do you call a smiling, sober, courteous person at a bar association convention?

The caterer.
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What do you call an elephant in a phone booth?

Stuck
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