The other day I sent my girlfriend a huge pile of snow.

I rang her up, I said "Did you get my drift?".
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What do you call a Disney Princess that supports Donald Trump?

Snow White Supremacist.
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How many subscribers to AOL does it take to change a light bulb?

What? You can change light bulbs?
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What do you call a tooth in a glass of water?

One molar solution.
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Which 2 food groups make up Donald Trumps diet?

Meat and Democrats!
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What do you call a dog that likes bubble baths?

A shampoodle
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What do Donald Trump and a baby have in common?

They both whine alot!
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Why did the opera singer go sailing?

Because she wanted to hit the high C's.
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When does New Year's Day come before Christmas Day?

Every year!
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How do you know an elephant has been in your refrigerator?

There are footprints in the butter.
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