The other day I sent my girlfriend a huge pile of snow.

I rang her up, I said "Did you get my drift?".

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Where does the snowman hide his money?

In the snow bank.
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What happened to the man who was stopped for having sodium chloride and a nine-volt in his car?

He was booked for a salt and battery.
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What do a baker and a millionaire have in common?

They are both rolling in the dough!

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Why do cows go to New York?

To see the moosicals

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What do you get when you cross a Christmas tree with an apple?

A pineapple!
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What kind of dogs do chemists have?

Laboratory Retrievers
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Did you hear oxygen went on a date with potassium?

It went OK.
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Why was the piano player arrested?

Because he got into treble with the cops

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What did the scientist say when he found 2 isotopes of helium?

HeHe
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