The other day I sent my girlfriend a huge pile of snow.

I rang her up, I said "Did you get my drift?".
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They're always telling me to live my dreams.

But I don't want to be naked in an exam I haven't revised for.
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Where do horses live?

In the neigh-borhood.
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How many Development Executives does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Well, first let's talk about the concept behind this whole "light bulb" thing.
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When is it bad luck to be followed by a black cat?

When you're a mouse.
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Where do sheep get their hair cut?

At the baa-baa shop.
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What did one ion say to the other?

I've got my ion you.
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I would avoid the sushi if I was you.

It’s a little fishy.
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Don't trust atoms,

they make up everything.
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What kind of eggs does a wicked chicken lay?

Deviled eggs.
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