The stormtrooper was enjoying the Wookie steak,

but it was a little Chewie.
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What did polly the parrot want for the 4th of July?

A fire cracker
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What do you call a dinosaur that wears a cowboy hat and boots?

Tyrannosaurus Tex.
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What is only a small box but can weigh over a hundred pounds?

A scale.
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Why do fish live in salt water?

Because pepper makes them sneeze
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What did the Mass Spectrometer say to the Gas Chromatograph?

Breaking up is hard to do.
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What time is it when 5 dogs chase 1 cat?

Five after one.
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Why did Mozart sell his chickens?

Because they kept saying "bach bach"!
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What does cheese say to itself in the mirror?

Halloumi.
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Why should we call the President, Donald "Duck" Trump?

Because you better duck when he's pissed.
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