The stormtrooper was enjoying the Wookie steak,

but it was a little Chewie.
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The oddly pleasant feeling of looking down on a physist as they drink the last of their beer.

The strange charm of a top down bottoms up.
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How do you make Halloween great again?

By carving a Trumpkin.
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Why was the woman fired from the car assembly line?

She was caught taking a brake.
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How many astronomers does it take to change a light bulb?

None. Astronomers prefer the dark.
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What do you call a dog that likes bubble baths?

A shampoodle
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What do frogs order when they go to a restaurant?

French Flies.
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Trump: "Foreign Policy?,

if you mess with the United States, there will be hell toupee."

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A small piece of sodium that lived in a test tube fell in love with a Bunsen burner. "Oh Bunsen, my flame," the sodium pined. "I melt whenever I see you,"

The Bunsen burner replied, "It's just a phase you're going through."
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Why did the poultry farmer become a school teacher?

So he could grade his eggs.
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