The stormtrooper was enjoying the Wookie steak,

but it was a little Chewie.
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Which search engine is popular amongst mice?

Ask Cheese.
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A woman has twins, and gives them up for adoption. One of them goes to a family in Egypt and is named 'Amal.' The other goes to a family in Spain, they name him Juan'. Years later; Juan sends a picture of himself to his mum. Upon receiving the picture, she tells her husband that she wished she also had a picture of Amal.

Her husband responds, "But they are twins. If you've seen Juan, you've seen Amal."

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Where do fish keep their money?

In a river bank
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What creature is smarter than a talking parrot?

A spelling bee!
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What do you call a Disney Princess that supports Donald Trump?

Snow White Supremacist.
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Why are Muslims worried about Trumps immigration plans?

Once you deport Juan you deport Jamal.
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How many junkies does it take to screw in a light bulb?

``Oh wow, is it like dark, man?''
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What did one titration say to the other?

"Let's meet at the endpoint."
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I thought about going on an all-almond diet.

But that's just nuts
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