The stormtrooper was enjoying the Wookie steak,

but it was a little Chewie.
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What did one volcano say to the other?

I lava you.
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How many plastic surgeons does it take to change a light bulb?

Just one, but he'll also want to do something about your nose.
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What`s black & white & red all over?

An embarrased mime!
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Where did the music teacher leave her keys?

In the piano!

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What do you call a king who is only 12 inches tall?

A ruler.
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How does the ocean say hello?

It waves.
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Two satellites decided to get married.

The wedding wasn't much, but the reception was incredible!
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What kind of phones do people in jail use?

Cell phones
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Why does Donald Trump prefer E.T. to illegal immigrants?

Because E.T. eventually went home!
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