The stormtrooper was enjoying the Wookie steak,

but it was a little Chewie.
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How many big black monoliths does it take to change a light bulb?

Sorry, light bulbs are an evolutionary dead end.
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What did the picture say to the wall?

I've been framed.
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Why can't you say a joke while standing on ice?

Because it might crack up!
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Why did the rooster cross the road?

To prove he wasn't a chicken!
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What do you call a cow that twitches?

Beef jerky
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What can you put in a barrel to make it lighter?

Holes.
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What do you call a crate of ducks?

A box of quackers.
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Who makes the best cake on a baseball team?

The batter.
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What's gray, eats fish, and lives in Washington, D.C.?

The Presidential Seal.
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