The stormtrooper was enjoying the Wookie steak,

but it was a little Chewie.
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What did the laywer name his daughter?

Sue.
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What is the opposite of a restaurant?

A workaraunt.
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What do you call a dinosaur that never gives up?

A try and try and try-ceratops
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What do you call a 400-pound gorilla?

Sir.
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What's the only difference between Donald Trump and Bozo the Clown?

Bozo The Clown has real hair on his head.
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What is Claustrophobia?

The fear of Santa Claus.
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The new band called 1023MB.

They haven't had any gigs yet
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How many bass players does it take to change a light bulb?

One. But the guitarist has to show him first.

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Whats the difference between Terrorists and Accordion players?

Terrorists have sympathizers

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