The stormtrooper was enjoying the Wookie steak,

but it was a little Chewie.
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Why did the Blonde stare at the Orange Juice carton?

Because it said CONCENTRATE.
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Why did the dog cross the road twice?

He was trying to fetch a boomerang
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What is the quietest kind of a dog?

A hush puppy.
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How many televangelists does it take to screw in a light bulb?

None. Televangelists screw in motels.
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Why did the gardener plant his money?

He wanted his soil to be rich!
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How many socialists does it take to change a light bulb?

One to petition the Ministry of Light for a bulb, 50 to establish the state production quota, 200 militia to force the factory unions to allow production of the bulb, and one to surreptitiously dial an "800" number to order an American light bulb.
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Why did Bach have so many children?

He did not have a stop on his organ.

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What did one titration say to the other?

"Let's meet at the endpoint."
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What do ghosts use to wash their hair?

Shamboo!
Frankenstein: Witch can you make me a lemonade?
Witch: Poof you are a lemonade!
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