The stormtrooper was enjoying the Wookie steak,

but it was a little Chewie.
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What is the easiest way to count a herd of cattle?

With a cowculator.
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Which is the most religious cheese?

Emmental...it's very hol(e)y...
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What do lawyers and sperm have in common?

One in 3,000,000 has a chance of becoming a human being.
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"I went to the zoo the other day, there was only one dog in it,

it was a shitzu."
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Why do ducks fly south?

Because it's too far to walk!
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Why don't bears wear shoes?

What's the use, they'd still have bear feet
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How many grips does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Two: One to hold it, one to hammer it in.
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What's the difference between a lawyer and a herd of buffalo?

The lawyer charges more.
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What kind of band can't play music?

A rubber band.
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