There are 10 kinds of people in the world.

Those who read binary and those who don't.
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What do whales eat?

Fish and ships.
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How many folk singers does it take to change a light bulb?

Two — one to change the bulb, and one to write a song about how good the old light bulb was.
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Why couldn't the pirates play cards?

They were sitting on the deck!
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How is Donald Trump going to create middle class jobs?

By paying them to cheer for him during campaign events.
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How do you wake up Lady Gaga?

You Poke her face.

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What did the carrot say to the rabbit?

Do you want to grab a bite?
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What kind of dog has a bark but no bite?

A Dogwood
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