There are 10 kinds of people in the world.

Those who read binary and those who don't.
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What is at the end of everything?

The letter G.
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Why didn't the girl take the bus home?

Because her mom would make her take it back.
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Two chemists go into a restaurant.
The first one says "I think I'll have an H2O."

The second one says "I think I'll have an H2O too" -- and he died.
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When is it bad luck to be followed by a black cat?

When you're a mouse.
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What did the painter say to the wall?

I got you covered.
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What does a witch use to keep her hair up?

Scarespray!
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What's green and loud?

A froghorn.
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