There are 10 kinds of people in the world.

Those who read binary and those who don't.
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What is Donald Trump telling all his supporters?


Orange Is The New Black.
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What goes 99 thump,99 thump,99 thump?

A centipede with a wooden leg.
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If you see a lawyer on a bicycle, why don't you swerve to hit him?

It might be your bicycle.
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What did the laywer name his daughter?

Sue.
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I've got a friend who's fallen in love with two school bags,

he's bisatchel.

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What element is derived from a Norse god?

Thorium.
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Why couldn't the pirates play cards?

They were sitting on the deck!
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