There are 10 kinds of people in the world.

Those who read binary and those who don't.
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Does it take longer to run from 1st base to 2nd, or from 2nd to 3rd?

From 2nd to 3rd because there's a shortstop in the middle.
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Doc, I can't stop singing the 'Green Green Grass of Home'. He said: 'That sounds like Tom Jones syndrome'. 'Is it common?'I asked.

'It's not unusual' he replied.

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"I went to the zoo the other day, there was only one dog in it,

it was a shitzu."
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What is the chemical formula for "coffee"?

CoFe2
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What can a goose do, a duck can't, and a lawyer should?

Stick his bill up his ass.
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Where was the Declaration of Independence signed?

On the bottom.
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Why did the dog cross the road twice?

He was trying to fetch a boomerang
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