There are 10 kinds of people in the world.

Those who read binary and those who don't.


GOOD		CRAP

or

A young blonde woman is distraught because she fears her husband is having an affair, so she goes to a gun shop and buys a handgun. The next day she comes home to find her husband in bed with a beautiful redhead. She grabs the gun and holds it to her own head. The husband jumps out of bed, begging and pleading with her not to shoot herself.

The blonde responds to the husband, "Shut up...you're next!"


GOOD		CRAP

or

Three: One to screw it in, and the other two to help him down off the keg.


GOOD		CRAP

or

I've got my ion you.


GOOD		CRAP

or

His heart wasn't in it.


GOOD		CRAP

or

A shampoodle


GOOD		CRAP

or

they make up everything.


GOOD		CRAP

or

To keep the foreskin from crawling up their chins.


GOOD		CRAP

or