There are 10 kinds of people in the world.

Those who read binary and those who don't.
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I went to the Doctors the other day, and he said, 'Go to Bournemouth, it's great for flu'.

So I went - and I got it.
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How did the telephone propose to his girlfriend?

He gave her a ring.
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What is a vampire's favorite fruit?

A nectarine!
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Who makes dinosaur clothes?

A dino-sewer.
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What did the frog say when he heard "time flies when you are having fun?"

Time is fun when you're having flies
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What do you call an exploding monkey?

A baboom
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What did the peanut say to the elephant?

Nothing, peanuts don't talk.
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