There are 10 kinds of people in the world.

Those who read binary and those who don't.
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How many efficiency experts does it take to replace a light bulb?

None. Efficiency experts replace only dark bulbs.
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What has four legs, a trunk, and sunglasses?

A mouse on vacation.
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What has a lot of keys but can not open any doors?

A piano.
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What is Donald Trumps campaign slogan?

"A complex world demands complex hair."
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"Dyslexic man walks into a bra"
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What kind of fly has a frog in its throat?

A hoarse fly!
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What did Michael Jackson say to Woody Allen?

Got two fives for a ten?
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