There was an explosion at a cheese factory in France...

all that was left was de brie.
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A man goes to a zoo and discovers there is only one animal and it's a dog.

It was a Shih Tzu
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Why doesn't Melania Trump want to be the first lady?

Because she would have to move into a smaller house.
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What kind of cat should you never play games with?

A cheetah
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What has a head but no body?

A nail.
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Why does everybody like Frosty the Snowman?

Because he is so cool!
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Do you know how many musicians it takes to change a light bulb?

No, but hum a few bars and I'll fake it.
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What kind of flower has lips?

Two-lips!
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What's worse than a centipede with athlete's foot?

A porcupine with split ends
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How is Donald Trump going to shut down the Department of Education?

By renaming it Trump University.
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