There was an explosion at a cheese factory in France...

all that was left was de brie.
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There's a fine line between a numerator and denominator.

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What do vampires take when they are sick?

Coffin drops!
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Why didn't the skeleton want to go to school?

His heart wasn't in it.
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Why did New Jersey get all the toxic waste and California all the lawyers?

New Jersey got to pick first.
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What did the carrot say to the rabbit?

Do you want to grab a bite?
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How many database people does it take to change a light bulb?

Three: one to write the light bulb removal program, one to write the light bulb insertion program, and one to act as a light bulb administrator to make sure nobody else tries to change the light bulb at the same time.
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Why did the cow cross the road?

To get to the udder side.
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What do you call a calf after it's six months old?

Seven months old.
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Why was Cinderella thrown off the basketball team?

She ran away from the ball.
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