There was an explosion at a cheese factory in France...

all that was left was de brie.
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If H20 is water, what is H204?

Drinking, bathing, washing, swimming, etc.
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What do you get if Bach falls off a horse but has the courage to get on again and continue riding?

Bach in the saddle again.

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PMS jokes are not funny...

[Period]
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How can you tell is a singer is at your door?

They can't find the key, and they never know when to come in.
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What is the difference between a car and a bull?

A car only has one horn.
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What bird can lift the most?

A crane.
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What did the dog say to the flea?

Stop bugging me!
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What happened when the butcher backed up into his meat grinder?

he got a little behind in his work.
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Why do cows go to New York?

To see the moosicals
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