There was an explosion at a cheese factory in France...

all that was left was de brie.
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Why did the tree go to the dentist?

It needed a root canal.
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What's the slipperiest country?

Greece!
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Why did the chicken cross the clothing store?

To get to the other size!
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Why did the policeman give the sheep a ticket?

He was a baaaaaaaaad driver.
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What does an octopus wear when it gets cold?

A coat of arms.
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What is the snake's favorite subject?

Hiss-story
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How many bass players does it take to change a light bulb?

One. But the guitarist has to show him first.

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What did the clock do after it ate?

It went back four seconds!
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How many tenors does it take to change a light bulb?

Four. One to change the bulb and three to whine "It's too high"
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