There were 10 cats in a boat and one jumped out. How many were left?

None, because they were copycats
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What do you call a bruise on a T-Rex?

A dino-sore
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What is a parents favorite Christmas carol?

Silent night!
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What is "HIJKLMNO"?

H2O.
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What did the momma buffalo say to her son before he went to school?

Bison
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How do you know when its Michael Jacksons bed time ?

When the big hand touches the little hand
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What do you call a cow that eats your grass?

A lawn moo-er.
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What time is it when 5 dogs chase 1 cat?

Five after one.
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How is a dog like a telephone?

It has a collar I.D.
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