There were five people under one umbrella. Why didn't they get wet?

It wasn't raining!


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PMS jokes are not funny...

[Period]


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50 cent featuring Nickelback


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At the crystal ball.


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Two. One to take out the bulb and drop it, and the other to try and sell it before it crashes.


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Only one, but it may take upwards of five years for him to get it done.


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Fish and ships.


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Peanut butter and jellyfish.


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A Broncosaurus or a Tyrannosaurus Tex.


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From 2nd to 3rd because there's a shortstop in the middle.


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