There were five people under one umbrella. Why didn't they get wet?

It wasn't raining!
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Why did the cow cross the road?

To get to the udder side.
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What did the alien say when he was out of room?

I'm all spaced out!
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What day of the week tastes the best?

Sunday!
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Have you seen the new HGTV show about the Whitehouse makeover?

It's called "Trump It or Dump It".
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Where do sheep get their hair cut?

At the baa-baa shop.
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What did the class clown take a computer to school?

Her mom told her to bring in an apple for the teacher.
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I tried nutella on some salmon

got salmonella.
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Online money has recently been discovered to be a not-yet-identified super heavy element.

The proposed name is: Un-obtainium.
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What's the difference between a lawyer and a bucket of manure?

The bucket.
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