There were five people under one umbrella. Why didn't they get wet?

It wasn't raining!
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I just watched a program about beavers.

It was the best dam program I've ever seen.
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What kind of cars do cats drive?

Catillacs
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What's the difference between in-laws and outlaws?

Outlaws are wanted.
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"I went to the zoo the other day, there was only one dog in it,

it was a shitzu."
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Why are ghosts so bad at lying?

Because you can see right through them!
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Why do chemists like nitrates so much?

They're cheaper than day rates.
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Why was the cat afraid of a tree?

Because of the bark
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What did the ceiling say to the chandelier?

You're the only bright spot in my life.
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What do you call 25 attorneys buried up to their chins in cement?

Not enough cement.
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