There were two cows in a paddock. One of the cows says, "moo"

and the other one says, "That's what I was going to say."
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Why does a giraffe have such a long neck?

Because his feet stink
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What did the laywer name his daughter?

Sue.
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How many mathematicians does it take to screw in a light bulb?

One. He gives it to six Californians, thereby reducing the problem to an earlier joke...

In earlier work, Wiener [1] has shown that one mathematician can change a light bulb.

If k mathematicians can change a light bulb, and if one more simply watches them do it, then k+1 mathematicians will have changed the light bulb.

Therefore, by induction, for all n in the positive integers, n mathematicians can change a light bulb.

Bibliography:

[1] Wiener, Matthew P., <11485@ucbvax>, Re: YALBJ, 1986
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What kind of balls do dragons play soccer with?

Fireballs.
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What room does a ghost not need?

A living room!
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How many dull people does it take to change a light bulb?

One.
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What game do elephants play when riding in the back of a car?

Squash
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How many TV comedians does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Two, one to screw it in, and another to say "Sock it to Me." (Notes: Sock it = Socket. Also, for the infant readers among you, this was a popular catch-phrase from "Laugh In.")
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Trump: "It's not a toupee,

I just found the Bush that Jeb lost."
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