There were two cows in a paddock. One of the cows says, "moo"

and the other one says, "That's what I was going to say."
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Why can't you compare Donald Trump to cancer?

Because sometimes you can get rid of cancer.
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What did the carrot say to the rabbit?

Do you want to grab a bite?
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What do you call two banana peels?

Slippers.
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What is a spaceman's favorite chocolate?

A marsbar!
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Why does hamburger yield lower energy than steak?

Because it's in the ground state.
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Where do soldiers keep their armies?

In their Sleevies!
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What has four wheels and flies?

A garbage truck.
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What did the momma buffalo say to her son before he went to school?

Bison
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What do you call an elephant in a phone booth?

Stuck
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