There were two cows in a paddock. One of the cows says, "moo"

and the other one says, "That's what I was going to say."


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Why did the cow cross the road?

Because the chicken was on vacation.


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or

Squash


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or

Fewer than it takes to screw in a heavy bulb.


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or

Once you deport Juan you deport Jamal.


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Leap Year


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Two. One to take out the bulb and drop it, and the other to try and sell it before it crashes.


GOOD		CRAP

or

A crossing guard.


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or

It's fine, he woke up.


GOOD		CRAP

or

That's not funny!!!


GOOD		CRAP

or