There were two cows in a paddock. One of the cows says, "moo"

and the other one says, "That's what I was going to say."
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What's black and white, black and white, black and white and green?

Three skunks fighting over a pickle

First dog: My master calls me Furball. How about you?
Second Dog: My master calls me Sitboy
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I just deleted all the German names off my phone.

It's Hans free.
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There are 10 kinds of people in the world.

Those who read binary and those who don't.
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How many members of the United Church of Canada does it take to change a light bulb?

How dare you be so intolerant! So what if the light bulb has chosen an alternative light-style?
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What do you call an exploding monkey?

A baboom
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What do you call an elephant in a phone booth?

Stuck
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Why does everybody like Frosty the Snowman?

Because he is so cool!
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What's the difference between a fish and a piano?

You can't tuna fish.
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What's the difference between a snow man and a snow woman?

Snow balls!
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