There's a fine line between a numerator and denominator.

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How many charismatics does it take to change a light bulb?

Three - one to cast the bulb into the outer darkness, and two to catch it when it falls.
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Where do you put barking dogs?

In a barking lot.
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What is a cat's favorite breakfast?

Mice krispies
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What do you call a crate of ducks?

A box of quackers.
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How many folk singers does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Two. One to change the bulb, and one to write a song about how good the old light bulb was.
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What do you get when you cross poison ivy with a 4-leaf clover?

A rash of good luck.
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Why do fish live in salt water?

Because pepper makes them sneeze
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How many engineers does it take to change a light bulb?

First they have to agree on which is better; the analog bulb or a digital bulb.
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