There's a fine line between a numerator and denominator.

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A Bhuddist monk goes to a hotdog stand

and says make me one with everything.
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How many Carl Sagans does it take to change a light bulb?

Billllyuns and billllyuns. Light bulbs are part of the interstellar "goo" that pervades our universe; they are star stuff.
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How do crows stick together in a flock?

Velcrow.
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Did you hear about the restaurant on the moon?

Great food, no atmosphere.
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If minorities have the race card and women have the gender card, what do rednecks have?

The Trump Card
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Why does everybody like Frosty the Snowman?

Because he is so cool!
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What did the ghost say to the other ghost?

Do you believe in humans?
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What do you call a loony spaceman?

An astronut.
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