There's a fine line between a numerator and denominator.

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How many [ethnic] gods does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Two. One to hold the bulb and the other to rotate the planet.
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What's an alligator's favorite drink?

Gator-Ade.
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Why don't bears wear shoes?

What's the use, they'd still have bear feet
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What is a cat's favorite movie?

The sound of Mew-sic
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What do you call a dog with a Rolex?

A watch dog.
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Why was the ant so confused?

Because all his uncles were "ants"!
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How many existentialists does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Two: One to screw it in and one to observe how the light bulb itself symbolizes a single incandescent beacon of subjective reality in a netherworld of endless absurdity reaching out toward a maudlin cosmos of nothingness.
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What element is derived from a Norse god?

Thorium.
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