There's a fine line between a numerator and denominator.

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What do postal workers do when they're mad?

They stamp their feet.
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What kind of cats like to go bowling?

Alley cats.
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Knock, knock!
Who's there?
Snow.
Snow who?

Snowbody!
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Where does Dorian Gray shop?

Forever 21
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What fish only swims at night?

A starfish.
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What happens when spectroscopists are idle?

They turn from notating nuclear spins to notating unclear puns.
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How do you know an elephant has been in your refrigerator?

There are footprints in the butter.
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How do you catch a squirrel?

Climb up a tree and act like a nut
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