There's a fine line between a numerator and denominator.

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What does a cat say when somebody steps on
its tail?

Me-ow
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What does Donald Trump say when he can't find his Viagra?

"The erection is rigged!"
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What did the alien say when he was out of room?

I'm all spaced out!
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What do you get when you cross poison ivy with a 4-leaf clover?

A rash of good luck.
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I just watched a program about beavers.

It was the best dam program I've ever seen.
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What do you get if you cross an insect with the Easter rabbit?

Bugs Bunny.
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What do an accordion and a lawsuit have in common?

Everyone is relieved when the case is closed.

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What's the name of the archeologist that works at Scotland Yard?

Sherlock Bones.
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