There's a fine line between a numerator and denominator.

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What goes tick-tock, bow-wow, tick-tock, bow-wow?

A watch dog.
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Where do orcas hear music?

Orca-stras
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Dorian Gray Jokes,

they never get old!
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Were does a boat go when it is sick?

To the dock.
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What is a spaceman's favorite chocolate?

A marsbar!
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I just deleted all the German names off my phone.

It's Hans free.
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What do you call a cow that twitches?

Beef jerky
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Why can't hippos ride bicycles?

Bike helmets don't fit hippos
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