There's a fine line between a numerator and denominator.

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How many Bell Labs vice presidents does it take to change a light bulb?

That's proprietary information. The answer is available from AT&T on payment of license fee (binary only).
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How many Carl Sagans does it take to change a light bulb?

Billllyuns and billllyuns. Light bulbs are part of the interstellar "goo" that pervades our universe; they are star stuff.
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What do dinosaurs and decent lawyers have in common?

They're both extinct.
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How many junkies does it take to screw in a light bulb?

``Oh wow, is it like dark, man?''
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Why was Cinderella thrown off the basketball team?

She ran away from the ball.
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What do ghosts eat for supper?

Spooketi
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Why do cows wear bells?

Because their horns don't work.

There were two cows in a field. The first cow said "moo" and the second cow said "baaaa." The first cow asked the second cow, "why did you say baaaa?" The second cow said, "I'm learning a foreign language."
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What do you call a cow that twitches?

Beef jerky
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