There's a fine line between a numerator and denominator.

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What did the peanut say to the elephant?

Nothing, peanuts don't talk.
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How many Christian Scientists does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

None, but it takes at least one to sit and pray for the old one to go back on.
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What's the difference between a fish and a piano?

You can't tuna fish.
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Why did the skeleton cross the road?

To get to the body shop.
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Went to the corner shop -

bought 4 corners.

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What is Claustrophobia?

The fear of Santa Claus.
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Knock, knock
Who's there?
Merry.
Merry who?

Merry Christmas!
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How many nuclear engineers does it take to change a light bulb?

Seven. One to install the new bulb and six to figure out what to do with the old one for the next 10,000 years.
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