There's two fish in a tank, and one says "How do you drive this thing?"
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What did the carrot say to the rabbit?

Do you want to grab a bite?
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What does a witch use to keep her hair up?

Scarespray!
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Why do cows go to New York?

To see the moosicals
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How many apples grow on a tree?

All of them.
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Where do you put barking dogs?

In a barking lot.
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What do you call a deer with no eyes?

No I deer
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How do you know when the moon has enough to eat?

When it's full.
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Customer: "Do you have alligator shoes?"

Clerk: "Yes, sir. What size does your alligator wear?"
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