They stopped a vulture from bringing his rotting carcasses on the plane

but he said "You said I could have two carry on items!"
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Why can't hippos ride bicycles?

Bike helmets don't fit hippos
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How does an Eskimo stick his house together?

With igloo!
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What did one cow say to the other?

Mooooooove over
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I just deleted all the German names off my phone.

It’s Hans free.
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How does a penguin build it's house?

Igloos it together.
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Old chemists never die,

they just stop reacting.
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If the Silver Surfer and Iron Man team up, they'd be alloys.
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What did the peanut say to the walnut?

Nothing. Nuts can't talk.
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What do you call a bankrupt Santa?

Saint Nickel-less.
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