They stopped a vulture from bringing his rotting carcasses on the plane

but he said "You said I could have two carry on items!"


GOOD		CRAP

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Why is the French horn the most divine instrument?

Man blows into it, but God only knows what comes out


GOOD		CRAP

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Everyone is relieved when the case is closed.


GOOD		CRAP

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Answer: The back of his head.


GOOD		CRAP

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Oinkment.


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Take the words out of his mouth


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Three. One to climb the ladder while the second kicks the ladder out from under her. And the third to say, "I knew that was too high for you dear."


GOOD		CRAP

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To keep the foreskin from crawling up their chins.


GOOD		CRAP

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Catillacs


GOOD		CRAP

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If I knew that we wouldn't need the bloody phone!"


GOOD		CRAP

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