They stopped a vulture from bringing his rotting carcasses on the plane

but he said "You said I could have two carry on items!"


GOOD		CRAP

or

Why are Muslims worried about Trumps immigration plans?

Once you deport Juan you deport Jamal.


GOOD		CRAP

or

Because you better duck when he's pissed.


GOOD		CRAP

or

At the baa-baa shop.


GOOD		CRAP

or

Lilly.


GOOD		CRAP

or

Caerphilly.


GOOD		CRAP

or

If at first you don't succeed, cry and cry again!


GOOD		CRAP

or

It's someone who knows how to play the bagpipes, but doesn't.


GOOD		CRAP

or

What's a light bulb?


GOOD		CRAP

or

Because they are black and white.


GOOD		CRAP

or