They're always telling me to live my dreams.

But I don't want to be naked in an exam I haven't revised for.
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What has one horn and gives milk?

A milk truck.
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Whats Donald Trump's favorite nation?

Discrimination.
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Why did the poultry farmer become a school teacher?

So he could grade his eggs.
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What do you call a public servant who doesn't take crap from Republicans or Democrats?

Donald Trump.
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The other day I sent my girlfriend a huge pile of snow.

I rang her up, I said "Did you get my drift?".
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What do you get when you cross a snowman with a vampire?

Frostbite.
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Why did the dinosaur cross the road?

The chicken wasn't around yet.
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