They're always telling me to live my dreams.

But I don't want to be naked in an exam I haven't revised for.
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What do bees do with their honey?

They cell it.
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What is a cat's favorite breakfast?

Mice krispies
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What's a dog's favorite food for breakfast?

Pooched eggs.
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Where are cars most likely to get flat tires?

At forks in the road.
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What do Donald Trump and a baby have in common?

They both whine alot!
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What does a cat say when somebody steps on
its tail?

Me-ow
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What is "HIJKLMNO"?

H2O.
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