They're always telling me to live my dreams.

But I don't want to be naked in an exam I haven't revised for.
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What kind of cars do cats drive?

Catillacs
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What do you get if you cross a chicken with a cement mixer?

A brick layer!
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PMS jokes are not funny...

[Period]
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How many fundamentalists does it take to change a light bulb?

None; the Bible doesn't mention any light bulbs.
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Why do you think Civil Disobedience was such a fantastic essay?

Thoreau editing Thorough.
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What do you call a dinosaur that never gives up?

A try and try and try-ceratops
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Why was the piano player arrested?

Because he got into treble with the cops

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