They're always telling me to live my dreams.

But I don't want to be naked in an exam I haven't revised for.
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What do you call a deer that costs a dollar?

A buck.
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What is Claustrophobia?

The fear of Santa Claus.
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What room does a ghost not need?

A living room!
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How many teenage girls does it take to screw in a light bulb?

One, but she'll be on the phone for five hours telling all her friends about it.
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What starts with E, ends with E and only has one letter?

An envelope.
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Kim Kardashian is saddled with a huge arse.

but enough about Kanye West.
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Why would an elephant paint its toenails different colors?

To hide in a bag of M&M's.
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