They're always telling me to live my dreams.

But I don't want to be naked in an exam I haven't revised for.
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What do you throw to a drowning lawyer?

His partners.
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There are 10 kinds of people in the world.

Those who read binary and those who don't.
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The first time I met my wife, I knew she was a keeper.

She was wearing massive gloves.
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Which day do fish hate?

Fryday
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My pastor, he ate too many beans.

He had in his own pews.
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What's worse than a worm in your apple?

Half a worm.
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What do you get if you cross a chicken with a cement mixer?

A brick layer!
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