This graveyard looks overcrowded.

People must be dying to get in there.
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What goes 99 thump,99 thump,99 thump?

A centipede with a wooden leg.
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I know loads of jokes about cash machines,

I just can't think of one atm.
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How do chickens get strong?

Egg-cersize.
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Making bad chemistry jokes because all the good ones Argon
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What is a ghost's favorite pie?

Booberry pie!
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What was the first animal in space?

The cow that jumped over the moon!
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What is the name of 007's Eskimo cousin?

Polar Bond.
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