This graveyard looks overcrowded.

People must be dying to get in there.
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What bird can lift the most?

A crane.
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What has legs but doesn't walk?

A bed.
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Old chemists never die,

they just stop reacting.
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Where do mice park their boats?

At the hickory dickory dock.
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Which reindeer likes to clean?

Comet
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What's the difference between a piano and a tuna?

You can tuna piano, but you can't piano a tuna

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Why is Superman's costume so tight?

Because he wears a size "S".
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