This graveyard looks overcrowded.

People must be dying to get in there.
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What do you call two ants that run away to get married?

Ant-elopes!
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What's the difference between a lawyer and God?

God doesn't think he's a lawyer.
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Why didn't the skeleton want to go to school?

His heart wasn't in it.
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What does the winner of the race lose?

His breath.
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What did the snail say when he got on the turtle's shell?

Weeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee
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What is up in the air and wobbles?

A jellycopter
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Why is b always cool?

Because it's between ac.
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