This graveyard looks overcrowded.

People must be dying to get in there.
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What do you call a dinosaur in a car accident?

A tyrannosauraus wreck
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Why should we call the President, Donald "Duck" Trump?

Because you better duck when he's pissed.
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What is a shark's favorite sandwich?

Peanut butter and jellyfish.
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What do you call lending money to a bison?

A buff-a-loan
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What do you do with a dead chemist?

Barium
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Why did the Blonde stare at the Orange Juice carton?

Because it said CONCENTRATE.
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I thought about going on an all-almond diet.

But that's just nuts
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