This graveyard looks overcrowded.

People must be dying to get in there.
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A woman has twins, and gives them up for adoption. One of them goes to a family in Egypt and is named 'Amal.' The other goes to a family in Spain, they name him Juan'. Years later; Juan sends a picture of himself to his mum. Upon receiving the picture, she tells her husband that she wished she also had a picture of Amal.

Her husband responds, "But they are twins. If you've seen Juan, you've seen Amal."

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How many music teachers does it take to screw in a light bulb??

None. music teachers can't afford lightbulbs.
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What cheese do you use to coax a bear out of the woods with?

Camembert.
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When did the fly fly?

When the spider spied her!
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How many big black monoliths does it take to change a light bulb?

Sorry, light bulbs are an evolutionary dead end.
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What was the first animal in space?

The cow that jumped over the moon
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What do you call a cold dog sitting on a bunny?

A chili dog on a bun.
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