This graveyard looks overcrowded.

People must be dying to get in there.
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What did the laywer name his daughter?

Sue.
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What do you call a cow in a tornado?

A milkshake
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What did the Cinderella fish wear to the ball?

Glass flippers.
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Where did the farmer take the pigs on Saturday afternoon?

He took them to a pignic.
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What is a parents favorite Christmas carol?

Silent night!
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What do you call a cow that plays a musical instrument?

A Moo-sician!

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I used to work in a shoe recycling shop.

It was sole destroying.
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