This graveyard looks overcrowded.

People must be dying to get in there.
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How did the butcher introduce his wife?

Meet Patty.
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How do you make a musician's car more aerodynamic?

Take the pizza delivery sign off the roof

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What's a tree's favorite drink?

Rootbeer.
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What is a ghost's favorite pie?

Booberry pie!
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What did the calculator say to the math student?

You can count on me!
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How many musicians does it take to change a light bulb?

Twenty. One to hold the bulb, two to turn the ladder, and 17 to be on the guest list.
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How many Sound Recordists does it take to screw in a light bulb?

WHAT?
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