Three people were in a boat. They all fell off. Only two people ended up with wet hair. Why didn't the other person's hair get wet?

Because he was bald!


GOOD		CRAP

or

I said to this train driver "I want to go to Paris". He said "Eurostar?"

I said, "I've been on telly but I'm no Dean Martin".


GOOD		CRAP

or

The ceremony was rubbish - but the reception was brilliant.


GOOD		CRAP

or

To reduce his carbon footprint.


GOOD		CRAP

or

Because an undocumented worker has been living on his head for the past 2 decades!


GOOD		CRAP

or

Orca-stras


GOOD		CRAP

or

He was in shock for a week.


GOOD		CRAP

or

With its sparrowchute.


GOOD		CRAP

or

Polar Bond.


GOOD		CRAP

or

Because he heard there would be a 50% chance of snow!


GOOD		CRAP

or