Trump: "Foreign Policy?,

if you mess with the United States, there will be hell toupee."

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I don’t play soccer because I enjoy the sport.

I’m just doing it for kicks.
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I just watched a debate as to which cartoons were better- Disney or Warner Bros.

I have to say it got very animated.
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H2O is water and H2O2 is hydrogen peroxide. What is H2O4?

Drinking.
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Where do you go to find a million story building?

You go to the Library!
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What do you call a fish without an eye?

Fsh
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How are an apple and a lawyer alike?

They both look good hanging from a tree.
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What does one bucket say to the other?

I am feeling pale today.
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What do you call a man with a rubber toe?

Roberto.
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