Trump: "Foreign Policy?,

if you mess with the United States, there will be hell toupee."

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What is a cow's favorite place?

The mooseum.
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Why do ghosts make good cheerleaders?

Because they have a lot of spirit.
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What do you call a musician with a college degree?

Night manager at McDonalds

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What clothes does a house wear?

Address.
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What is the strongest animal?

A snail because it carries it's home.
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How many teamsters does it take to change a light bulb?

``Twelve. Ya got a problem with that?''
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What did the number 0 say to number 8?

Nice belt!
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What did the peanut say to the elephant?

Nothing, peanuts don't talk.
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