Trump: "Foreign Policy?,

if you mess with the United States, there will be hell toupee."

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What is Claustrophobia?

The fear of Santa Claus.
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What do you get when you cross a stream and a brook?

Wet feet.
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Why can't you compare Donald Trump to cancer?

Because sometimes you can get rid of cancer.
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I just watched a debate as to which cartoons were better- Disney or Warner Bros.

I have to say it got very animated.
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I swear, the other day I bought a packet of peanuts, and on the packet it said "may contain nuts." Well, YES! That's what I bought the buggers for!

You'd be annoyed if you opened it and a socket set fell out!"

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What has 4 wheels, gives milk, and eats grass.

A cow on a skateboard.
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How many folk singers does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Two. One to change the bulb, and one to write a song about how good the old light bulb was.
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What do you call the best butter on the farm?

A goat.
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