Trump: "Foreign Policy?,

if you mess with the United States, there will be hell toupee."

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What did the peanut say to the elephant?

Nothing, peanuts don't talk.
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What is a shark's favorite sandwich?

Peanut butter and jellyfish.
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How do you fix a broken brass instrument?

With a Tuba glue.

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This graveyard looks overcrowded.

People must be dying to get in there.
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Why can't a bicycle stand up?

Because it's two tired!
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When is a car not a car?

When it turns into a garage.
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What do you call a cow in a tornado?

A milkshake
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What do you call a fake noodle?

An impasta
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