Trump: "Foreign Policy?,

if you mess with the United States, there will be hell toupee."

Canvas not available.

or


Why do cows go to New York?

To see the moosicals
Canvas not available.

or


What’s the difference between a hippo and a Zippo?

One is really heavy, the other is a little lighter.
Canvas not available.

or


What's an alligator's favorite drink?

Gator-Ade.
Canvas not available.

or


Why are pirates great singers?

They can hit the high C's!

Canvas not available.

or


Why are Muslims worried about Trumps immigration plans?

Once you deport Juan you deport Jamal.
Canvas not available.

or


Which is the most religious cheese?

Emmental...it's very hol(e)y...
Canvas not available.

or


How do you make Halloween great again?

By carving a Trumpkin.
Canvas not available.

or


What is up in the air and wobbles?

A jellycopter
Canvas not available.

or






© Copyright crapjoke.com 2017-2024