Trump: "Foreign Policy?,

if you mess with the United States, there will be hell toupee."

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What creature is smarter than a talking parrot?

A spelling bee!
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What do you call a dinosaur that never gives up?

A try and try and try-ceratops
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Why did Mozart sell his chickens?

Because they kept saying "bach bach"!
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What fish only swims at night?

A starfish.
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What is the easiest way to count a herd of cattle?

With a cowculator.
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How does a penguin build it's house?

Igloos it together.
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How many tenors does it take to change a light bulb?

Four. One to change the bulb and three to whine "It's too high"
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What time is it when an elephant sits on your bed?

Time to get a new bed
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