Trump: "Foreign Policy?,

if you mess with the United States, there will be hell toupee."

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When the attendant asked the photon if it had any bags to check

It said Nah, I'm traveling light.
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What did the laywer name his daughter?

Sue.
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How do you make a band stand?

Take their chairs away!
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How many drummers does it take to change a light bulb?

None. They have machines to do that now.
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Why did the chemist sole and heel his shoes with silicone rubber?

To reduce his carbon footprint.
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What do you call a dinosaur in a car accident?

A tyrannosauraus wreck
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Why did the rooster cross the road?

To prove he wasn't a chicken!
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How does a penguin build it's house?

Igloos it together.
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