Trump: "It's not a toupee,

I just found the Bush that Jeb lost."
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Why was the ant so confused?

Because all his uncles were "ants"!
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Which reindeer likes to clean?

Comet
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How many singers from Nashville does it take to change a light bulb?

Four. One to change it, one to sing about how heartbroken he is at the loss of the old one, one to sing about how madly in love he is with the new one, and one to go "Yee-Hah!" and throw his cowboy hat in the air.
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How do Vikings send secret messages?

Norse code.
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Why did the pianist keep banging his head against the keys?

He was playing by ear

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What do you call the security guards outside of Samsung.

The guardians of the galaxy!
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I don’t play soccer because I enjoy the sport.

I’m just doing it for kicks.
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I just watched a debate as to which cartoons were better- Disney or Warner Bros.

I have to say it got very animated.
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