Trump: "It's not a toupee,

I just found the Bush that Jeb lost."
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Why did the scarecrow win an award?

Because he was outstanding in his field.
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How many professors does it take to change a light bulb?

Only one, but they get three tech. reports out of it.
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What message did Bach have on his answering machine?

"This phone is baroque, please call Bach later."

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What did one elevator say to the other?

I think I'm coming down with something!
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Why do chemists like nitrates so much?

They're cheaper than day rates.
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Anyone know any jokes about sodium?

Na
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What did the picture say to the wall?

I've got you covered!
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If H2O is the formula for water, what is the formula for ice?

H2O cubed.
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