Trump: "It's not a toupee,

I just found the Bush that Jeb lost."
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There were two cows in a paddock. One of the cows says, "moo"

and the other one says, "That's what I was going to say."
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Why was 6 afraid of 7?

Because 7 ate 9.
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How many supply-siders does it take to change a light bulb?

None. The darkness will cause the bulb to change by itself.
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What did Michael Jackson tell the little boy?

"The way you make me feel, it really turns me on!"
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Why did the girl throw the butter out the window?

She wanted to see a butterfly.
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How many Union Lighting Technicians does it take to screw in a light bulb?

It's not a bulb, it's a globe.
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Why did the dog cross the road twice?

He was trying to fetch a boomerang
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What do you call a man with a rubber toe?

Roberto.
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