Trump: "It's not a toupee,

I just found the Bush that Jeb lost."
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Where are cars most likely to get flat tires?

At forks in the road.
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How many Iraqis does it take to screw in a light bulb?

It doesn't matter, they don't have any electricity any more.
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What do you do with a dead chemist?

Barium
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Have you heard the joke about the butter?

I better not tell you, it might spread.
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How many Director's does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Just one more, guys, I promise.
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Doc, I can't stop singing the 'Green Green Grass of Home'. He said: 'That sounds like Tom Jones syndrome'. 'Is it common?'I asked.

'It's not unusual' he replied.

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What did the little girl say when she had to choose between a tricycle and a candy bar?

"Trike or Treat"?
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Anyone know any jokes about sodium?

Na
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