Trump: "It's not a toupee,

I just found the Bush that Jeb lost."
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What do you call two banana peels?

Slippers.
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What do you call a baby bear with no teeth?

A gummy bear
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How many Feminists does it take to change a light bulb?

That's not funny!!!
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What do you do when 50 zombies surround your house?

Hope it's Halloween!!
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Someone threw a bottle of omega 3 pills at me

Luckily my injuries were only super fish oil
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Don't trust atoms,

they make up everything.
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What has ears like a cat and a tail like a cat, but is not a cat?

A kitten.
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What did Donald Trump do before criticizing illegals?

He made sure his pools were clean and his lawns were mowed.
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