Two aerials meet on a roof - fall in love - get married.

The ceremony was rubbish - but the reception was brilliant.

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What is a ghost's favorite pie?

Booberry pie!
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What happens when frogs park illegally?

They get toad.
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I think I want a job cleaning mirrors.


It's something I could really see myself doing.
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I met a Dutch girl with inflatable shoes last week, phoned her up to arrange a date

but unfortunately she'd popped her clogs.

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What kind of dog has a bark but no bite?

A Dogwood
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What kind of cars do cats drive?

Catillacs
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What is the strongest animal?

A snail because it carries it's home.
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Why did the little bird get in trouble at school?

Because he was caught tweeting on a test.
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