Two aerials meet on a roof - fall in love - get married.

The ceremony was rubbish - but the reception was brilliant.

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How many Director's does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Just one more, guys, I promise.
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Where do ghosts buy their food?

At the ghost-ery store!
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What is a ghost's favorite fruit?

Booberries!
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Why did the melon jump into the lake?

It wanted to be a watermelon.
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Why don't lawyers go to the beach?

Cats keep trying to bury them.
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What room does a ghost not need?

A living room!
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The oddly pleasant feeling of looking down on a physist as they drink the last of their beer.

The strange charm of a top down bottoms up.
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How do you get a cello player to play in tune?

Tell him the key signature has 8 sharps.

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