Two aerials meet on a roof - fall in love - get married.

The ceremony was rubbish - but the reception was brilliant.

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When the attendant asked the photon if it had any bags to check

It said Nah, I'm traveling light.
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What kind of dog has a bark but no bite?

A Dogwood
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What's worse than a worm in your apple?

Half a worm.
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What did the frog say when he heard "time flies when you are having fun?"

Time is fun when you're having flies
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How do you know when the moon has enough to eat?

When it's full.
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What does Melania see in Donald Trump?

"Ten billion dollars and high cholesterol!"
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What does a cat call a hummingbird?

Fast food.
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How many Roman Catholics does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Two, one to screw it in, and another to repent.

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