Two aerials meet on a roof - fall in love - get married.

The ceremony was rubbish - but the reception was brilliant.

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What kind of dog always runs a fever?

A hot dog
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How are elephants and trees alike?

They both have trunks
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Why can't hippos ride bicycles?

Bike helmets don't fit hippos
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What's gray, eats fish, and lives in Washington, D.C.?

The Presidential Seal.
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What do you get when you cross a duck with a vampire?

Count Quackula!
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What do you call 25 attorneys buried up to their chins in cement?

Not enough cement.
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How do you fix a broken vegetable?

With tomato paste.
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What do you get when you cross a Cocker Spaniel,
a Poodle and a ghost?

A cocker poodle boo.
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