Two aerials meet on a roof - fall in love - get married.

The ceremony was rubbish - but the reception was brilliant.

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What did the laywer name his daughter?

Sue.
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How many WASPs does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Silly, WASPs don't screw in a light bulb, they screw in a hot tub.
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What do you call a cow in a tornado?

A milkshake
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How many apples grow on a tree?

All of them.
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I was in Tesco's and I saw this man and woman wrapped in a barcode.

I said, "Are you two an item?"

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How do dinosaurs pay their bills?

With Tyrannosaurus checks.
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Why was the woman fired from the car assembly line?

She was caught taking a brake.
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What do you call a mad elephant?

An earthquake.
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