Two aerials meet on a roof - fall in love - get married.

The ceremony was rubbish - but the reception was brilliant.

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Did you know that you can cool yourself to -273.15 Degrees C

and still be 0k?
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What kind of band can't play music?

A rubber band.
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A neutron walks into a bar. He asks the bartender, "How much for a beer?"

The bartender offers him a warm smile and says, "For you, no charge".
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What kind of cats like to go bowling?

Alley cats.
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What nails do carpenters hate to hit?

Fingernails.
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How do you catch a squirrel?

Climb up a tree and act like a nut
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What kind of dog always runs a fever?

A hot dog
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Why did Mickey Mouse go to outer space?

He was looking for Pluto.
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