Two satellites decided to get married.

The wedding wasn't much, but the reception was incredible!
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What's the difference between a fish and a piano?

You can't tuna fish.
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What does a lawyer get when you give him Viagra?

Taller
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What do you call the best butter on the farm?

A goat.
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What goes around a haunted house and never stops?

A fence.
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Went to the corner shop -

bought 4 corners.

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What would you call a humorous knee?

Fun-ny!
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Where are sharks from?

Finland.
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What do you call a cold dog sitting on a bunny?

A chili dog on a bun.
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What do camels use to hide themselves?

Camelflauge
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