Two satellites decided to get married.

The wedding wasn't much, but the reception was incredible!
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What fish only swims at night?

A starfish.
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I don’t play soccer because I enjoy the sport.

I’m just doing it for kicks.
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When is a door not a door?

When it's ajar!
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I said to this train driver "I want to go to Paris". He said "Eurostar?"

I said, "I've been on telly but I'm no Dean Martin".
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How do you make a goldfish old?

Take away the g
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What was the first animal in space?

The cow that jumped over the moon!
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Why can't hippos ride bicycles?

Bike helmets don't fit hippos
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This graveyard looks overcrowded.

People must be dying to get in there.
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What kind of dogs do chemists have?

Laboratory Retrievers
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