Two satellites decided to get married.

The wedding wasn't much, but the reception was incredible!
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What do you call a dinosaur that wears a cowboy hat and boots?

Tyrannosaurus Tex.
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What is up in the air and wobbles?

A jellycopter
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What do you call a story about a broken pencil?

Pointless
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What do you call a cow that eats your grass?

A lawn moo-er.
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What do ghosts eat for supper?

Spooketi
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What's an alligator's favorite drink?

Gator-Ade.
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What did the snowman say to the customer?

Have an ice day!
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I would avoid the sushi if I was you.

It’s a little fishy.
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How many music teachers does it take to screw in a light bulb??

None. music teachers can't afford lightbulbs.
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