Two satellites decided to get married.

The wedding wasn't much, but the reception was incredible!
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How many actors does it take to change a light bulb?

Only one. They don't like to share the spotlight.
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What starts with E, ends with E and only has one letter?

An envelope.
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What is Donald Trump "really" trying to do?

Make America Hate Again.
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What is a snowman's favorite breakfast?

Frosted Flakes!
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What is King Arthur's favorite fish?

A swordfish
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I'm sorry we can't let the elephants back into the public pool.

They keep dropping their trunks.
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What do cats and dogs call Santa Clause?

Santa paws!!!
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Why did the Blonde stare at the Orange Juice carton?

Because it said CONCENTRATE.
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What do you call a snowman in the desert?

A puddle!
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