Two satellites decided to get married.

The wedding wasn't much, but the reception was incredible!
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How many lawyers does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Three, One to climb the ladder. One to shake it. And one to sue the ladder company.
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I've got a friend who's fallen in love with two school bags,

he's bisatchel.

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What can you hold without ever touching it?

A conversation.
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I would avoid the sushi if I was you.

It’s a little fishy.
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How do you make a hot dog stand?

Steal its chair.
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Red sky at night: shepherd’s delight.

Blue sky at night: day.
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I have a friend who is a Limo driver . But he has had no clients for two years.

So he has nothing to chauffeur it !
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They're always telling me to live my dreams.

But I don't want to be naked in an exam I haven't revised for.
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How did Ben Franklin feel after discovering electricity?

Shocked.
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