Two satellites decided to get married.

The wedding wasn't much, but the reception was incredible!
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What do you call a wheel made of iron?

A ferrous wheel.
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What do you get when you cross a snowman with a vampire?

Frostbite.
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What did one ion say to the other?

I've got my ion you.
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What is very funny and makes dogs itch?

The Flea Stooges!
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I'll tell you what I love doing more than anything: trying to pack myself in a small suitcase.

I can hardly contain myself.

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What's the difference between a piano and a tuna?

You can tuna piano, but you can't piano a tuna

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What happened when 500 hares got loose on Main Street?

The police had to comb the area.
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What breakfast cereal does Frosty the Snowman eat?

Snowflakes.
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Why do pandas like old movies?

Because they are black and white.
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