Two satellites decided to get married.

The wedding wasn't much, but the reception was incredible!
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Why was the ant so confused?

Because all his uncles were "ants"!
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What has four legs, a trunk, and sunglasses?

A mouse on vacation.
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What can you hold without using your hands?

Your breath!
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What school do you have to drop out of to graduate from?

Parachute school!
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What has 4 wheels, gives milk, and eats grass.

A cow on a skateboard.
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Why did the cow cross the road?

Because the chicken was on vacation.
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How did Noah see the animals in the Ark at night?

With flood lighting.
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What do you call a man with a rubber toe?

Roberto.
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Kim Kardashian is saddled with a huge arse.

but enough about Kanye West.
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