Want to hear a joke about construction?

I'm still working on it.
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How many Microsoft executives does it take to change a light bulb?

None. Bill Gates will just redefine Darkness® as the industry standard.
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What did the banana do when the monkey chased it?

The banana split
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Who can hold up a bus with one hand?

A crossing guard.
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What is Donald Trumps favorite song?

ICE ICE Baby......
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What is the chemical formula for "coffee"?

CoFe2
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What do you call an exploding monkey?

A baboom
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What do you call a fairy who doesn't take a bath?

Stinker Bell.
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