Want to hear a joke about construction?

I'm still working on it.
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How many Roman Catholics does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Two. One to do the screwing, and one to hear the confession.
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How many data base people does it take to change a light bulb?

Three:

One to write the light bulb removal program,
one to write the light bulb insertion program, and

one to act as a light bulb administrator to make sure nobody else tries to change the light bulb at the same time.
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What kind of underwear to reporters wear?

News briefs.
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Why did the chicken cross the road, roll in mud, then cross the road again?

He was a dirty double crosser!
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Did you hear about the kidnapping at school?

It's fine, he woke up.
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Have you heard the one about a chemist who was reading a book about helium?

He just couldn't put it down.
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What do camels use to hide themselves?

Camelflauge
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