Want to hear a joke about construction?

I'm still working on it.
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Humpty Trumpty wants a great wall.

Humpty Trumpty wants Mexico to pay for it all.
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What's a puppy's favorite kind of pizza?

Pupperoni.
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I was having dinner with Garry Kasporov (world chess champion) and there was a check tablecloth.

It took him two hours to pass me the salt.
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What do Santa's elves drive?

Minivans.
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What did the clock do after it ate?

It went back four seconds!
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Why did the doughnut shop close?

The owner got tired of the (w)hole business!
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What did the light bulb say to its mother?

I wuv you watts and watts.
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