Want to hear a joke about construction?

I'm still working on it.
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How many UFO buffs does it take to screw in a light bulb?

One. You don't believe me do you? I've got photos! See that big blob? Well, just squint your eyes a bit. . . .
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What did the frog say when he heard "time flies when you are having fun?"

Time is fun when you're having flies
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What did one cow say to the other?

Mooooooove over
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How do you get a dog to stop digging in the garden?

Take away his shovel
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What's the difference between a musician and a 14-inch pizza?

A 14-inch pizza can feed a family of four

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What do you call a sleeping bull?

A bulldozer
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How many chiropractors does it take to change a light bulb?

Only one, but it takes six visits.
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