Want to hear a joke about construction?

I'm still working on it.
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How many singers from Nashville does it take to change a light bulb?

Four. One to change it, one to sing about how heartbroken he is at the loss of the old one, one to sing about how madly in love he is with the new one, and one to go "Yee-Hah!" and throw his cowboy hat in the air.
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What room can you not go into?

A mushroom!
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What do you do when your chair breaks?

Call a chairman.
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What do you call a tooth in a glass of water?

One molar solution.
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Why did the girl throw the butter out the window?

She wanted to see a butterfly.
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Why did the opera singer go sailing?

Because she wanted to hit the high C's.
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A small piece of sodium that lived in a test tube fell in love with a Bunsen burner. "Oh Bunsen, my flame," the sodium pined. "I melt whenever I see you,"

The Bunsen burner replied, "It's just a phase you're going through."
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