Want to hear a joke about construction?

I'm still working on it.
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How many astronomers does it take to change a light bulb?

None. Astronomers prefer the dark.
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I just watched a program about beavers.

It was the best dam program I've ever seen.
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What is the best thing to do if you find a gorilla in your bed?

Sleep somewhere else.
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What is the snake's favorite subject?

Hiss-story
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There's two fish in a tank, and one says "How do you drive this thing?"
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What do you call a boomerang that won't come back?

A stick.
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I know loads of jokes about cash machines,

I just can't think of one atm.
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