Want to hear a joke about construction?

I'm still working on it.
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What kind of shoes does a pedophile wear?

White vans.
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How can you tell that a train just went by?

It left its tracks.
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Why didn't the skeleton go to the ball?

Because he had no BODY to go with.
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What did one cow say to the other?

Mooooooove over
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What is black and white and red all over?

A skunk with a rash.
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What do you call a public servant who doesn't take crap from Republicans or Democrats?

Donald Trump.
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What did polly the parrot want for the 4th of July?

A fire cracker
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