Want to hear a joke about construction?

I'm still working on it.
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What do you call a cat sitting on the beach on Christmas Eve?

Sandy Claws.
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Why should we call the President, Donald "Duck" Trump?

Because you better duck when he's pissed.
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Trump: "Foreign Policy?,

if you mess with the United States, there will be hell toupee."

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What was the first animal in space?

The cow that jumped over the moon!
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What do you call a dinosaur at the rodeo?

A Broncosaurus or a Tyrannosaurus Tex.
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How can a pregnant woman tell that she's carrying a future lawyer?

She has an uncontrollable craving for bologna.
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How many bass clarinetists does it take to change a light bulb?

All of them
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