Want to hear a joke about construction?

I'm still working on it.
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Did you hear oxygen went on a date with potassium?

It went OK.
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Why was 6 afraid of 7?

Because 7 ate 9.
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Why did the pianist keep banging his head against the keys?

He was playing by ear

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What does a cat call a hummingbird?

Fast food.
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What was the farmer doing on the other side of the road?

He was catching all the chickens!
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How does an Eskimo stick his house together?

With igloo!
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What's brown and looks really good on a lawyer?

A Doberman.
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