Want to hear a joke about construction?

I'm still working on it.
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How does an attorney sleep?

First he lies on one side, then he lies on the other.
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What is the difference between a guitarist and a Savings Bond?

Eventually a Savings Bond will mature and earn money!

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What do you call a gorilla wearing earmuffs?

Anything you like, he can't hear you.
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Where is a rabbit's favorite place to eat?

Ihop
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What is the best time to go to the dentist?

Tooth-hurty.
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How many alumnae of (sorority name) does it take to change a light bulb?

Two. One to change it and one to act as chaperone.
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Why would an elephant paint its toenails different colors?

To hide in a bag of M&M's.
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