Went to the corner shop -

bought 4 corners.

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What kind of cat should you never play games with?

A cheetah
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What do you call a dog that likes bubble baths?

A shampoodle
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Why did the bird get a ticket?

It broke the law of gravity!
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What has four legs and goes "Oom, Oom"?

A cow walking backwards
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What's an alligator's favorite drink?

Gator-Ade.
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What did one cow say to the other?

Mooooooove over
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How do you make a musician's car more aerodynamic?

Take the pizza delivery sign off the roof

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How is a dog like a telephone?

It has a collar I.D.
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