Went to the corner shop -

bought 4 corners.

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What do you call two ants that run away to get married?

Ant-elopes!
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Where does a ten ton elephant sit?

Anywhere it wants to
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What do you get when you drop a piano on an army base?

A Flat Major

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Why was the mouse afraid of the water?

Catfish
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What do you get if Bach dies and is reincarnated as twins?

A pair of Re-Bachs.

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Why was the cat afraid of a tree?

Because of the bark
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What do you call snake with no clothes on?

Snaked.
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What do you call a public servant who doesn't take crap from Republicans or Democrats?

Donald Trump.
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