Went to the corner shop -

bought 4 corners.

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What is the opposite of a restaurant?

A workaraunt.
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Anyone know any jokes about sodium?

Na
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What kind of dessert does a ghost like?

I scream!
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How many socialists does it take to change a light bulb?

One to petition the Ministry of Light for a bulb, 50 to establish the state production quota, 200 militia to force the factory unions to allow production of the bulb, and one to surreptitiously dial an "800" number to order an American light bulb.
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Where did the sheep go on vacation?

The baaaahamas
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How are an apple and a lawyer alike?

They both look good hanging from a tree.
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How do Vikings send secret messages?

Norse code.
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What do you call a dinosaur at the rodeo?

A Broncosaurus or a Tyrannosaurus Tex.
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