Went to the corner shop -

bought 4 corners.

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A mexican magician tells the audience he will disappear on the count of 3. He says, "Uno, dos..." and then

*poof* … he disappeared without a tres!
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Why did the opera singer go sailing?

Because she wanted to hit the high C's.
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How many conservatives does it take to change a light bulb?

One; after reflecting in the twilight on the merit of the previous bulb.
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What do Donald Trump and a baby have in common?

They both whine alot!
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How many junkies does it take to screw in a light bulb?

``Oh wow, is it like dark, man?''
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Know how copper wire was invented?

Two lawyers were fighting over a penny.
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What do you call a dinosaur at the rodeo?

A Broncosaurus or a Tyrannosaurus Tex.
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What did polly the parrot want for the 4th of July?

A fire cracker
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