Went to the corner shop -

bought 4 corners.

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What two things can you not have for breakfast?

Lunch and dinner.
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Kim Kardashian is saddled with a huge arse.

but enough about Kanye West.
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I bought some shoes off of a drug dealer. I don't know what he laced them with

but I've been trippin' all day.
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What did the class clown take a computer to school?

Her mom told her to bring in an apple for the teacher.
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What's the difference between a lawyer and a liar?

The pronunciation.
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What do you get if you cross an insect with the Easter rabbit?

Bugs Bunny.
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What did the farmer call the cow that would not give him any milk?

An udder failure.
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How many referral agents does it take to change a light bulb?

Two: One to screw you out of a fee, and the other to send you to a store where they ran out of bulbs weeks ago.
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