Went to the corner shop -

bought 4 corners.

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Two aerials meet on a roof - fall in love - get married.

The ceremony was rubbish - but the reception was brilliant.

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What is green and pecks on trees?

Woody the Wood Pickle.
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What do you do when your chair breaks?

Call a chairman.
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What's the difference between a lawyer and a gigolo?

A gigolo only screws one person at a time.
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Where does Friday come before Monday?

In the dictionary.
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What do you call a mad elephant?

An earthquake.
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What's an alligator's favorite drink?

Gator-Ade.
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What goes under your feet and over your head?

A jump rope.
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