Went to the paper shop -

it had blown away.
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How many actors does it take to screw in a light bulb?

100: One to do it and ninety-nine to say "I could've done that."
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What did the class clown take a computer to school?

Her mom told her to bring in an apple for the teacher.
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Why did the little bird get in trouble at school?

He got caught peeping on a test.
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What's the difference between a vacuum cleaner and a lawyer on a motorcycle?

The vacuum cleaner has the dirt bag on the inside.
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What is the strongest animal?

A snail because it carries it's home.
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Which reindeer likes to clean?

Comet
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What do you call a dinosaur that smashes everything in its path?

Tyrannosaurus wrecks.
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Where does the snowman hide his money?

In the snow bank.
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