Went to the paper shop -

it had blown away.
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What is Donald Trumps campaign slogan?

"A complex world demands complex hair."
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What’s the difference between a hippo and a Zippo?

One is really heavy, the other is a little lighter.
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What do you call a cold dog sitting on a bunny?

A chili dog on a bun.
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Why did the tree go to the dentist?

It needed a root canal.
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I would avoid the sushi if I was you.

It’s a little fishy.
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What do you call a gorilla wearing earmuffs?

Anything you like, he can't hear you.
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Why did the calendar write its will?

Its days were numbered.
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A woman has twins, and gives them up for adoption. One of them goes to a family in Egypt and is named 'Amal.' The other goes to a family in Spain, they name him Juan'. Years later; Juan sends a picture of himself to his mum. Upon receiving the picture, she tells her husband that she wished she also had a picture of Amal.

Her husband responds, "But they are twins. If you've seen Juan, you've seen Amal."

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