Went to the paper shop -

it had blown away.
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My mother-in-law fell down a wishing well,

I was amazed, I never knew they worked.

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What has four legs, a trunk, and sunglasses?

A mouse on vacation.
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What kind of lights did Noah have on the ark?

Flood lights!
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Why did the banana split?

It saw the ginger snap.
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What's black and white, black and white, black and white and green?

Three skunks fighting over a pickle

First dog: My master calls me Furball. How about you?
Second Dog: My master calls me Sitboy
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How many fire safety guys dose it take to screw in a light bulb?

One -- but it's an 8 hour minimum.
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What kind of dessert does a ghost like?

I scream!
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If H2O is the formula for water, what is the formula for ice?

H2O cubed.
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