Went to the paper shop -

it had blown away.
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Why did the computer squeak?

Someone stepped on its mouse.
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Why did the golfer wear two pairs of pants?

Just in case he got a hole in one!
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What's the difference between a fish and a piano?

You can't tuna fish.
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They're always telling me to live my dreams.

But I don't want to be naked in an exam I haven't revised for.
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What did the policeman say when his tummy was rumbling?

Stop! You're under a vest.
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What has three letters and starts with gas?

A car
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Where do horses live?

In the neigh-borhood.
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There are 10 kinds of people in the world.

Those who read binary and those who don't.
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