Went to the paper shop -

it had blown away.
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Trump: "It's not a toupee,

I just found the Bush that Jeb lost."
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What do you call a cow in a tornado?

A milkshake
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What is a pirate's favorite's fish?

A swordfish
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The new band called 1023MB.

They haven't had any gigs yet
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How many [ethnic] gods does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Two. One to hold the bulb and the other to rotate the planet.
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Who makes dinosaur clothes?

A dino-sewer.
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Why did the sea monster eat five ships that were carrying potatoes?

No one can eat just one potato ship.
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If H20 is water, what is H204?

Drinking, bathing, washing, swimming, etc.
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