Went to the paper shop -

it had blown away.
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Why does cheese look sane?

Because everything else on the plate is crackers.
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What did the scientist say when he found 2 isotopes of helium?

HeHe
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Where did the farmer take the pigs on Saturday afternoon?

He took them to a pignic.
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What is the difference between a lawyer and a rooster?

When a rooster wakes up in the morning, its primal urge is to cluck defiance.
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What's a dog's favorite food for breakfast?

Pooched eggs.
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What did polly the parrot want for the 4th of July?

A fire cracker
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What do you call an elephant in a phone booth?

Stuck
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What happened when 500 hares got loose on Main Street?

The police had to comb the area.
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