Went to the paper shop -

it had blown away.
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How many Executive Producers does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Executive Producers don't screw in a light bulb, they screw in a hot tub.
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What do you call a cow that eats your grass?

A lawn moo-er.
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Two satellites decided to get married.

The wedding wasn't much, but the reception was incredible!
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What do you call a Mexican who has lost his car?

Carlos.
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How many big black monoliths does it take to change a light bulb?

Sorry, light bulbs are an evolutionary dead end.
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Who did Frankenstein take to the dance?

His "ghoul" friend!
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Why do cows wear bells?

Because their horns don't work.

There were two cows in a field. The first cow said "moo" and the second cow said "baaaa." The first cow asked the second cow, "why did you say baaaa?" The second cow said, "I'm learning a foreign language."
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What do you do with a dead chemist?

Barium
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