Went to the paper shop -

it had blown away.
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"I went to the zoo the other day, there was only one dog in it,

it was a shitzu."
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What happened when the monster ate the electric company?

He was in shock for a week.
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What’s the difference between a hippo and a Zippo?

One is really heavy, the other is a little lighter.
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What bone will a dog never eat?

A trombone.
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What did the drummer get on his I.Q. Test?

Saliva
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How many cops does it take to screw in a light bulb?

None. It turned itself in.
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I backed a horse last week at ten to one.

It came in at quarter past four.

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What has ears like a cat and a tail like a cat, but is not a cat?

A kitten.
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