Went to the paper shop -

it had blown away.
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What is the difference between a car and a bull?

A car only has one horn.
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Where do you go to find a million story building?

You go to the Library!
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What's black and white, black and white, black and white and green?

Three skunks fighting over a pickle

First dog: My master calls me Furball. How about you?
Second Dog: My master calls me Sitboy
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Can you use pink,yellow and green in a sentence?

. The phone went green green, and I pinked it up and said yellow.
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Why did the opera singer go sailing?

Because she wanted to hit the high C's.
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What did one ion say to the other?

I've got my ion you.
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How do you fix a broken brass instrument?

With a Tuba glue.

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How many charismatics does it take to change a light bulb?

Three - one to cast the bulb into the outer darkness, and two to catch it when it falls.
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