Went to the paper shop -

it had blown away.
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What did rural America tell Donald Trump?

You're Hired.
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What do you call lending money to a bison?

A buff-a-loan
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When is it bad luck to be followed by a black cat?

When you're a mouse.
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What kind of flower has lips?

Two-lips!
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What's the difference between a jellyfish and a lawyer?

One's a spineless, poisonous blob. The other is a form of sea life.
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How did Ben Franklin feel after discovering electricity?

Shocked.
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What is the name of 007's Eskimo cousin?

Polar Bond.
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How many surrealists does it take to change a light bulb?

The fish.
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