Were does a boat go when it is sick?

To the dock.
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How many sheep do you need to make a sweater?

I don't know. I didn't think sheep could knit
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How many Einsteins does it take to change a light bulb?

That depends on the speed of the change and the mass of the bulb. Or vice versa, of course. It just might be easier to leave the bulb and change the room. It's all relative.
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What kind of balls do dragons play soccer with?

Fireballs.
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A proton and a neutron are walking down the street.
The proton says, "Wait, I dropped an electron help me look for it."

The neutron says "Are you sure?" The proton replies "I'm positive."
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How many folk musicians does it take to change a light bulb?

Seven. One to change it and the other six to sing about how good the old one was.
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What washes up on small beaches?

Microwaves.
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H2O is water and H2O2 is hydrogen peroxide. What is H2O4?

Drinking.
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I know loads of jokes about cash machines,

I just can't think of one atm.
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So I went to the Chinese restaurant and this duck came up to me with a red rose and says "Your eyes sparkle like diamonds".

I said, "Waiter, I asked for a-ROMATIC duck".
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