Were does a boat go when it is sick?

To the dock.
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What do Michael Jackson and Malt Whiskey have in common?

They both come in tots.
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Why are ghosts so bad at lying?

Because you can see right through them!
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What bone will a dog never eat?

A trombone.
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What kind of mouse does not eat, drink, or even walk?

A computer mouse.
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I've got a friend who's fallen in love with two school bags,

he's bisatchel.

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Why didn't the skeleton want to go to school?

His heart wasn't in it.
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There are 10 kinds of people in the world.

Those who read binary and those who don't.
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Two girls were born on the same day, same year, same parents, except they are not twins. Explain:

They are triplets.
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What did the farmer call the cow that would not give him any milk?

An udder failure.
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