Were does a boat go when it is sick?

To the dock.
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How many charismatics does it take to change a light bulb?

Three - one to cast the bulb into the outer darkness, and two to catch it when it falls.
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What is "HIJKLMNO"?

H2O.
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What is black and white and red all over?

A skunk with a rash.
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What do you call a cheese factory in the Middle East?

Cheeses of Nazareth.
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I tried water polo but my horse drowned.
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Why did the dinosaur cross the road?

The chicken wasn't around yet.
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What did the octopus say to his girlfriend when he proposed?

Can I have your hand, hand, hand, hand, hand, hand, hand, hand in marriage?
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What do you call a crate of ducks?

A box of quackers.
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What breakfast cereal does Frosty the Snowman eat?

Snowflakes.
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