Were does a boat go when it is sick?

To the dock.
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How many music teachers does it take to screw in a light bulb??

None. music teachers can't afford lightbulbs.
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What is at the end of everything?

The letter G.
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What did the class clown take a computer to school?

Her mom told her to bring in an apple for the teacher.
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I met a Dutch girl with inflatable shoes last week, phoned her up to arrange a date

but unfortunately she'd popped her clogs.

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What do moms dress up as on Halloween?

Mummies!
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What is King Arthur's favorite fish?

A swordfish
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Do you know how many musicians it takes to change a light bulb?

No, but hum a few bars and I'll fake it.
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I just deleted all the German names off my phone.

It’s Hans free.
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Did you hear about the kidnapping at school?

It's fine, he woke up.
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