Were does a boat go when it is sick?

To the dock.
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I asked the guy sitting next to me if he had any Sodium Hypobromite

He said NaBrO
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How can you tell is a singer is at your door?

They can't find the key, and they never know when to come in.
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What breakfast cereal does Frosty the Snowman eat?

Snowflakes.
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A man goes to a zoo and discovers there is only one animal and it's a dog.

It was a Shih Tzu
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Why did the TV cross the road?

Because it wanted to be a flat screen.
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What do you call a dinosaur that wears a cowboy hat and boots?

Tyrannosaurus Tex.
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Why did Mickey Mouse get whacked in the head?

coz Donald ducked
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Where was the Declaration of Independence signed?

On the bottom.
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What is the show cesium and iodine love watching together?

CSI
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