Were does a boat go when it is sick?

To the dock.
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What has 6 eyes but can't see?

3 blind mice.
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What kind of motorcycle does Santa ride?

Holly Davidson.
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Which 2 food groups make up Donald Trumps diet?

Meat and Democrats!
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Can you use pink,yellow and green in a sentence?

. The phone went green green, and I pinked it up and said yellow.
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What is a ghost's favorite fruit?

Booberries!
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How many light bulbs does it take to change a light bulb?

One, if it knows its own Goedel number.
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What did the Mass Spectrometer say to the Gas Chromatograph?

Breaking up is hard to do.
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What did the dog say to the flea?

Stop bugging me
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What's the difference between a lawyer and a liar?

The pronunciation.
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