What 7 letters did Lizzy say when she opened the refrigerator and found it empty?

O I C U R M T
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What cell phones do travelling nuns use?

Virgin mobile.
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What does new age music sound like played backwards?

New age music.

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Went to the corner shop -

bought 4 corners.

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What is a cat's favorite movie?

The sound of Mew-sic
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What do you call a man with a rubber toe?

Roberto.
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What do you call a rabbit with beetles all over it?

Bugs Bunny.
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Why should we call the President, Donald "Duck" Trump?

Because you better duck when he's pissed.
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Why did the cow cross the road?

To get to the udder side.
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