What airline does Donald Trump aspire to fly?

Hair Force One!
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How many "pro-lifers" does it take to change a light bulb?

Six: two to screw in the bulb and four to testify that it was lit from the moment they began screwing.
None; the bulb will change itself when it is ready.
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Two chemists go into a restaurant.
The first one says "I think I'll have an H2O."

The second one says "I think I'll have an H2O too" -- and he died.
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Which reindeer likes to clean?

Comet
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What time is it when 5 dogs chase 1 cat?

Five after one.
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Where do sheep get their hair cut?

At the baa-baa shop.
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What's the first thing a musician says at work?

"Would you like fries with that?"

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How many subscribers to AOL does it take to change a light bulb?

What? You can change light bulbs?
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Where are cars most likely to get flat tires?

At forks in the road.
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