What airline does Donald Trump aspire to fly?

Hair Force One!
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Some lettuce, an egg, and a faucet had a race. What was the result?

The lettuce came in ahead, the egg got beat and the faucet is still running.
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How does a penguin build it's house?

Igloos it together.
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What did one wall say to the other?

I'll meet you at the corner.
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How many supply-siders does it take to change a light bulb?

None. The darkness will cause the bulb to change by itself.
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How many accountants does it take to screw in a light bulb?

What kind of answer did you have in mind?
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What do you get if you cross a chicken with a cement mixer?

A brick layer!
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I'll call you later.

Don't call me later, call me Dad.
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Why did the dinosaur cross the road?

The chicken wasn't around yet.
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