What airline does Donald Trump aspire to fly?

Hair Force One!
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What's black and white, black and white, black and white and green?

Three skunks fighting over a pickle

First dog: My master calls me Furball. How about you?
Second Dog: My master calls me Sitboy
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What kind of dog always runs a fever?

A hot dog
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What did the Donald tell an illegal immigrant who was trying to put out a fire at Trump Tower?

No way Hose A.
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What happened when the lion ate the comedian?

He felt funny.
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What did one egg say to the other egg?

Let's get crackin!
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How many cops does it take to screw in a light bulb?

None. It turned itself in.
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How many Development Executives does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Two. One to take notes while the other screws it into the faucet.
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Customer: "Do you have alligator shoes?"

Clerk: "Yes, sir. What size does your alligator wear?"
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