What airline does Donald Trump aspire to fly?

Hair Force One!
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What's green and loud?

A froghorn.
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Why was the piano player arrested?

Because he got into treble with the cops

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What did the snowman say to the customer?

Have an ice day!
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How do hair stylists speed up their job?

They take short cuts!
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Did you hear about Michael Jackson's latest record?

"Feel the World."
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Where can you find a good lawyer?

In the cemetery
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What do you call a wheel made of iron?

A ferrous wheel.
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What element is derived from a Norse god?

Thorium.
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