What airline does Donald Trump aspire to fly?

Hair Force One!
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What do you call a 400-pound gorilla?

Sir.
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How are doughnuts and golf alike?

They both have a hole in one!
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I asked the guy sitting next to me if he had any Sodium Hypobromite

He said NaBrO
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Why don't bears wear shoes?

What's the use, they'd still have bear feet
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What was the first animal in space?

The cow that jumped over the moon!
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How many junkies does it take to screw in a light bulb?

``Oh wow, is it like dark, man?''
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If minorities have the race card and women have the gender card, what do rednecks have?

The Trump Card
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How many dadaists does it take to screw in a light bulb?

To get to the other side.
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