What airline does Donald Trump aspire to fly?

Hair Force One!
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Why did Mickey Mouse get whacked in the head?

coz Donald ducked
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Did you know that you can cool yourself to -273.15 Degrees C

and still be 0k?
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What did one titration say to the other?

"Let's meet at the endpoint."
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What did the momma buffalo say to her son before he went to school?

Bison
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Why are kindergarten teachers so good?

They can make little things count.
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How many chiropractors does it take to change a light bulb?

Only one, but it takes six visits.
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How do you tell you're kissing a french horn player?

He/She keeps trying to stick their fist up your butt.

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Why did the TV cross the road?

Because it wanted to be a flat screen.
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