What are lawyers good for?

They make used car salesmen look good.
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What do frogs order when they go to a restaurant?

French Flies.
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Why did the scarecrow win an award?

Because he was outstanding in his field.
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How do you catch a unique bird?

Unique up on it.
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Why do loud, obnoxious whistles exist at some factories?

To give us some sort of appreciation for flutes.

Did you hear about that music composer who committed suicide? He didn't even leave a note.

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The new band called 1023MB.

They haven't had any gigs yet
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What do you call a dog with a Rolex?

A watch dog.
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What is the opposite of a restaurant?

A workaraunt.
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Why did the elephant leave the circus?

He was tired of working for peanuts.
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What has four legs and goes "Oom, Oom"?

A cow walking backwards
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