What are lawyers good for?

They make used car salesmen look good.
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How many folk musicians does it take to change a light bulb?

Seven. One to change it and the other six to sing about how good the old one was.
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Where do sheep get their hair cut?

At the baa-baa shop.
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Anyone know any jokes about sodium?

Na
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What part of a fish weighs the most?

The scales.
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Whats Donald Trump's favorite nation?

Discrimination.
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What did Donald Trump say to the birthday boy?

"Let me see your birth certificate".
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What is a vampire's favorite fruit?

A nectarine!
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How many sound engineers does it take to change a light bulb

None, sound engineers don't do lights
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I would avoid the sushi if I was you.

It’s a little fishy.
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