What are lawyers good for?

They make used car salesmen look good.
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PMS jokes are not funny...

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What is the difference between a clarinet and an onion?

Nobody cries when you chop an clarinet into little pieces

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Why did the skeleton cross the road?

To get to the body shop.
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How do you make a goldfish old?

Take away the g
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What did Jay-z call his wife before they got married?

Feyonce

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Why would an elephant paint its toenails different colors?

To hide in a bag of M&M's.
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Why do fish live in salt water?

Because pepper makes them sneeze
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How do chickens get strong?

Egg-cersize.
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What did the grape say when the elephant stepped on it?

It gave a little wine
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