What are pirate's favoite treat?

Chips AHOY!!
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How does a dog stop a video?

He presses the paws button.
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What has four legs and goes "Oom, Oom"?

A cow walking backwards
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Two Eskimos sitting in a kayak were chilly. But when they lit a fire in the craft, it sank,

proving once and for all that you can't have your kayak and heat it.

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When is it bad luck to be followed by a black cat?

When you're a mouse.
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What do you call a tooth in a glass of water?

One molar solution.
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Why don't aliens celebrate Chistmas?

Because they don't want to give away their presence.
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What do you call a Disney Princess that supports Donald Trump?

Snow White Supremacist.
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How are an apple and a lawyer alike?

They both look good hanging from a tree.
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What does an octopus wear when it gets cold?

A coat of arms.
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