What are pirate's favoite treat?

Chips AHOY!!
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what do you call a tick on the moon?

A luna-tick
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What clothes does a house wear?

Address.
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Why did the banana go to the hospital?

Because he wasn't peeling well!
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What kind of dog always runs a fever?

A hot dog
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What do you call a sad bird?

A bluebird!
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What kind of fly has a frog in its throat?

A hoarse fly!
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What do you get when you cross the Godfather with a lawyer?

An offer you can't understand
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Why is the French horn the most divine instrument?

Man blows into it, but God only knows what comes out

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I think I want a job cleaning mirrors.


It's something I could really see myself doing.
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