What are pirate's favoite treat?

Chips AHOY!!
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How many Wardrobe people does it take to screw in a light bulb?

"Nobody said I needed doubles on that!"
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What do Santa's elves learn in school?

The Elfabet.
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Whats Donald Trump's favorite nation?

Discrimination.
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What is a ghost's favorite fruit?

Booberries!
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How many Iraqis does it take to screw in a light bulb?

It doesn't matter, they don't have any electricity any more.
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How many militarists does it take to change a light bulb?

1,000,001: One to change the bulb and 1,000,000 to rebuild civilization to the point where they need light bulbs again.
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How many editors of Poor Richard's Almanac does it take to replace a light bulb?

Many hands make light work.
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How do dinosaurs pay their bills?

With Tyrannosaurus checks.
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What did the clock do after it ate?

It went back four seconds!
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