What are the 10 letters of the pirate alphabet?

Aye, Aye, Arr and the Seven C's
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So I went to the Chinese restaurant and this duck came up to me with a red rose and says "Your eyes sparkle like diamonds".

I said, "Waiter, I asked for a-ROMATIC duck".
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What goes on and on and has an i in the middle?

An onion
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Who makes dinosaur clothes?

A dino-sewer.
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Anyone know any jokes about sodium?

Na
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What did the snail say when he got on the turtle's shell?

Weeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee
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If the Silver Surfer and Iron Man team up, they'd be alloys.
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What did the porcupine say to the cactus?

Is that you mommy?
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What has a lot of keys but can not open any doors?

A piano.
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What does the winner of the race lose?

His breath.
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