What are the 10 letters of the pirate alphabet?

Aye, Aye, Arr and the Seven C's
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What do you get when you cross a witch with sand?

A sandwich!
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I’ve never gone to a gun range before.

I decided to give it a shot!
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What do you call a man with a rubber toe?

Roberto.
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Which is the most religious cheese?

Emmental...it's very hol(e)y...
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What kind of underwear to reporters wear?

News briefs.
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How many drummers does it take to change a light bulb?

None. They have machines to do that now.

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Why did the sea monster eat five ships that were carrying potatoes?

No one can eat just one potato ship.

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What is a lion's favorite state?

Maine

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What is the difference between a car and a bull?

A car only has one horn.

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