What are the 10 letters of the pirate alphabet?

Aye, Aye, Arr and the Seven C's
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What is King Arthur's favorite fish?

A swordfish
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Why did the turtle cross the road?

To get to the shell station.
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A neutron walks into a bar. He asks the bartender, "How much for a beer?"

The bartender offers him a warm smile and says, "For you, no charge".
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What did the sardine call the submarine?

A can of people.
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How many Development Executives does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Two. One to take notes while the other screws it into the faucet.
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What do chemists call a benzene ring with iron atoms replacing the carbon atoms?

A ferrous wheel.
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What is the opposite of a restaurant?

A workaraunt.
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What did one volcano say to the other?

I lava you.
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What do a baker and a millionaire have in common?

They are both rolling in the dough!
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