What are the 10 letters of the pirate alphabet?

Aye, Aye, Arr and the Seven C's
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What’s the difference between a hippo and a Zippo?

One is really heavy, the other is a little lighter.
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Whats Donald Trump's favorite nation?

Discrimination.
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What is the best thing to do if you find a gorilla in your bed?

Sleep somewhere else.
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What is the easiest way to count a herd of cattle?

With a cowculator.
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What can you hold without ever touching it?

A conversation.
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What does new age music sound like played backwards?

New age music.

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If a long dress is evening wear, what is a suit of armor?

Silverware.
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Customer: "Do you have alligator shoes?"

Clerk: "Yes, sir. What size does your alligator wear?"
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I cleaned the attic with the wife the other day.

Now I can't get the cobwebs out of her hair.

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