What are the 10 letters of the pirate alphabet?

Aye, Aye, Arr and the Seven C's
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What kind of dogs do chemists have?

Laboratory Retrievers
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What did the class clown take a computer to school?

Her mom told her to bring in an apple for the teacher.
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What music does cheese listen to?

R & Brie.
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What is King Arthur's favorite fish?

A swordfish
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I said to this train driver "I want to go to Paris". He said "Eurostar?"

I said, "I've been on telly but I'm no Dean Martin".
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How many Ukrainians does it take to screw in a light bulb?

None, because people who glow in the dark don't need light bulbs.

Note: Topical to the Chernobyl Reactor disaster of 1984.
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How many stock brokers does it take to change a light bulb?

Two. One to take out the bulb and drop it, and the other to try and sell it before it crashes (knowing that it's already burned out).
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Did you hear about the kidnapping at school?

It's fine, he woke up.
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What did the Cinderella fish wear to the ball?

Glass flippers.
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