What are the 10 letters of the pirate alphabet?

Aye, Aye, Arr and the Seven C's
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What's the difference between a lawyer and a leech?

After you die, a leech stops sucking your blood.
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What has a bed that you can't sleep in?

A river.
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What do you get if you cross a chicken with a cement mixer?

A brick layer!
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Why was the mouse afraid of the water?

Catfish
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What did the sub-atmoic ducks say?

Quark!
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What do you call the best butter on the farm?

A goat.
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Why is tennis such a loud game?

Because each player raises a racquet.
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What do you call a cow with three legs?

Lean beef.
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What do cats and dogs call Santa Clause?

Santa paws!!!
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