What are the 10 letters of the pirate alphabet?

Aye, Aye, Arr and the Seven C's
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Where do you get whales weighed?

At the Whale-weigh station.
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What did the calculator say to the math student?

You can count on me!
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What do dinosaurs and decent lawyers have in common?

They're both extinct.
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What bone will a dog never eat?

A trombone.
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Why did the dog cross the road twice?

He was trying to fetch a boomerang
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Why don't bears wear shoes?

What's the use, they'd still have bear feet
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What do you call a dinosaur that smashes everything in its path?

Tyrannosaurus wrecks.
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Why did the banana go to the hospital?

Because he wasn't peeling well!
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Why did the oreo go to the dentist?

To get his filling!
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