What bird can lift the most?

A crane.
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What starts with E, ends with E and only has one letter?

An envelope.
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What does a calf become after it's 1 year old?

2 years old.

Cow: "Mooooove over"
Sheep: "Naaaaaaa."
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What did the snail say when he got on the turtle's shell?

Weeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee
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What do you call a thieving alligator?

A crookodile
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How many sheep do you need to make a sweater?

I don't know. I didn't think sheep could knit
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What does a cat call a hummingbird?

Fast food.
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A duck, a skunk and a deer went out for dinner at a restaurant one night.

When it came time to pay, the skunk didn't have a scent, the deer didn't have a buck so they put the meal on the duck's bill.
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Why did the Christmas tree go to the barber?

It needed to be trimmed.
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Three people were in a boat. They all fell off. Only two people ended up with wet hair. Why didn't the other person's hair get wet?

Because he was bald!
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