What bird can lift the most?

A crane.
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What kind of eggs does a wicked chicken lay?

Deviled eggs.
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What do you call a cold dog sitting on a bunny?

A chili dog on a bun.
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How many Cabbage Patch dolls does it take to change a light bulb?

The question is irrelevant, since you couldn't find the dolls even if you knew how many. (Note: Well, this was a good joke in 1983-84. . . .)
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Which is the most religious cheese?

Emmental...it's very hol(e)y...
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Why are ghosts so bad at lying?

Because you can see right through them!
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"Mommy, everyone says I look like a werewolf."

"Please be quiet and comb your face."
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How many hardware engineers does it take to change a light bulb?

None. Any changes will have to be implemented in software.
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How many BMI employees does it take to screw in a light bulb?

They screw millions of bulbs every day, but when it comes to your bulbs, there's no record.
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How many UFO buffs does it take to screw in a light bulb?

One. You don't believe me do you? I've got photos! See that big blob? Well, just squint your eyes a bit. . . .
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