What bird can lift the most?

A crane.
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What do you call a fish without an eye?

Fsh
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What did the bartender say when oxygen, hydrogen, sulfur, sodium, and phosphorous walked into his bar?

OH SNaP!
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Want to hear a joke about construction?

I'm still working on it.
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What do you get when you cross a duck with a vampire?

Count Quackula!
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What do you call a beautiful woman on a trombonist's arm?

A tattoo.

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Someone threw a bottle of omega 3 pills at me

Luckily my injuries were only super fish oil
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Why can't you compare Donald Trump to cancer?

Because sometimes you can get rid of cancer.
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How many apples grow on a tree?

All of them.
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How can you get four suits for a dollar?


Buy a deck of cards.
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