What bird can lift the most?

A crane.
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I have a friend who is a Limo driver . But he has had no clients for two years.

So he has nothing to chauffeur it !
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What's black and white and red all over?

A blushing zebra.
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What did the peanut say to the walnut?

Nothing. Nuts can't talk.
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What are the 10 letters of the pirate alphabet?

Aye, Aye, Arr and the Seven C's
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What clothes does a house wear?

Address.
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What did the banana do when the monkey chased it?

The banana split
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The stormtrooper was enjoying the Wookie steak,

but it was a little Chewie.
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When is a door not a door?

When it's ajar!
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What's black and white and red all over?

A newspaper!
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