What bird can lift the most?

A crane.
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What did the laywer name his daughter?

Sue.
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What's the difference between a good lawyer and a bad lawyer?

A bad lawyer makes your case drag on for years. A good lawyer makes it last even longer.
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How do you stop an elephant from charging?

Take away his credit card
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Two Eskimos sitting in a kayak were chilly. But when they lit a fire in the craft, it sank,

proving once and for all that you can't have your kayak and heat it.

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Whats Donald Trump's favorite nation?

Discrimination.
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How do you make a hot dog stand?

Steal its chair.
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Where did the farmer take the pigs on Saturday afternoon?

He took them to a pignic.
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Why is b always cool?

Because it's between ac.
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What's the definition of a gentleman?

One who knows how to play the saxophone, but doesn't!

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