What bird can lift the most?

A crane.
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How do chickens get strong?

Egg-cersize.
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What does new age music sound like played backwards?

New age music.

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What kind of math do Snowy Owls like?

Owlgebra
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Why did the sun go to school?

To get brighter!
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Why is the French horn the most divine instrument?

Man blows into it, but God only knows what comes out

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When is it bad luck to be followed by a black cat?

When you're a mouse.
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What do a baker and a millionaire have in common?

They are both rolling in the dough!
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If H20 is water, what is H204?

Drinking, bathing, washing, swimming, etc.
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What do you get if you cross a chicken with a cement mixer?

A brick layer!
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