What bone will a dog never eat?

A trombone.
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What is a tornado's favorite game?

Twister!
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There was an explosion at a cheese factory in France...

all that was left was de brie.
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Why did the TV cross the road?

Because it wanted to be a flat screen.
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What does Melania see in Donald Trump?

"Ten billion dollars and high cholesterol!"
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What does Santa like to do in the garden?

Hoe, hoe, hoe!
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What time is it when 5 dogs chase 1 cat?

Five after one.
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What do chemists call a benzene ring with iron atoms replacing the carbon atoms?

A ferrous wheel.
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How many believable, competent, ``just-right-for-the-job'' presidential candidates does it take to change a light bulb?

It's going to be a dark 4 years, isn't it?
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