What bone will a dog never eat?

A trombone.
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I tried nutella on some salmon

got salmonella.
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What is Donald Trumps biggest dilemma now that he's president?

Finding a cabinet position for the thing on his head!
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Trump: "It's not a toupee,

I just found the Bush that Jeb lost."
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Where does a polarbear keep its money?

In a snow bank!
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How many board meetings does it take to get a light bulb changed?

This topic was resumed from last week's discussion, but is incomplete pending resolution of some action items. It will be continued next week. Meanwhile . . .
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What's green and flies as fast as a speeding bullet?

Super Pickle!
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Why did the turtle cross the road?

To get to the shell station.
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How many alto sax players does it take to change a light bulb?

Five: one to handle the bulb and four to contemplate how David Sanborn would've done it.
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